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Montezuma
he ruled the most powerful empire in central america and all he is known for today is for diarrhea...
he ruled the most powerful empire in central america and all he is known for today is for diarrhea...
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi -
Nothing he could do about modern American ignorance, is there?
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I know most people only know Caesar from the casinos and the salad..."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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You should feel badly for me.
The stress I've been under is tremendous.
Screw Montezuma. I've had worse on my eyeball.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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He might have ruled the empire, but he lost the propagandistic war!
Freedom is just unawareness of being manipulated.Comment
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MOCTEZUMA!Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.Comment
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I never heard about his diarrhea. What's that ?"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
I know most people only know Caesar from the casinos and the salad...
Caesar salad is named after Cesar Cardini.
you really are putting yourself in evidence.Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.Comment
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How many people know that the Caesar salad is really a Mexican dish, not Italian?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Gringos call upset stomach/diahrrea "Montezumas revenge", because of eating spicy foods their bland stomachs can't tolerate.Originally posted by Spiffor
I never heard about his diarrhea. What's that ?Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.Comment
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Tsk. That sure is a gringo thingOriginally posted by LTEC!
Gringos call upset stomach/diahrrea "Montezumas revenge", because of eating spicy foods their bland stomachs can't tolerate.
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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It's from drinking Mexican water, not spicy food, Woman.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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LTEC:
i know Caesar salad/dressing was not named after a Roman Caesar... but take Newman's Own Dressing where the Caesar dressing got a picture of paul newman wearing laurel leaves..."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Its actually has a historical background:
when emperor Moctezuma Xocoyotzin received Hernan Cortez in the capital city, they feasted. Moctezuma lost in the deals but Cortez got the runs.Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.Comment
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albert, have they kicked you out of temple yet? if not ill show them this post."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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