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3 wishes.
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25Health8.00%2Money16.00%4Chicks16.00%4One true love20.00%5The death of your enemies4.00%1Immortality12.00%3Something else, please specify16.00%4A 300 foot tall banana8.00%2 -
Gah, I hope I made this poll mutli option, I guess I didn't. So mods please? Or you can just post your three wishes. -
Clinical immortality, money and an Imperial Star Destroyer.
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.Comment
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assuming i cant wish for infinate wishes...
1. the ability to become pure energy at any point in time i see fit, with the ability to contain my own energy and form (ie, i would not just dessipate), as well as the ability to deny extra energy form entering me, as well as maintaining my consiousness while doing so.
2. the ability to accelerate to any speed i wish, instantenously.
3. one of those kicking muslism martyr parties before i go off and have fun as NRGMAN!"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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So you rub the lantern and the genie comes out...
Whoops, time to get a tissue and wipe the spooge from the keyboard.
Anyway ... some wise-ass is bound to say "I would wish for infinite wishes".
I would have ... Peace on Earth, End to Disease and End to Hunger
No, what I'd actually pick is Immortality, Billions and Billions of Dollars and to be some kind of all powerful wizard. That'd be nice.If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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lol ... crossposted with Uber on the "infinite wishes" thing.If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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A turkey sandwichIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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... turkey's a little dry... TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY?!?! THERES NO MAYO! CURSE YOU, FOUL MONKEYHAND!Originally posted by alva
A turkey sandwich"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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1 To be able to travel forward 24 hours in time and stay there for 1 hour whenever I want to before returning. (lottery ticket anyone?)
2 Total exemption from all taxes for ever.
3 Can't think of anything else, if I want something my first two wishes will mean I can buy it anyway.Never give an AI an even break.Comment
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3 Can't think of anything else, if I want something my first two wishes will mean I can buy it anyway.
What of love? What of happiness? What of the ability to engulf your enemies in a fireball blasted from your fingertips?If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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1.A self-refilling checking account (with a million dolars in it, which keeps up with inflation) that will never close and will remain in my name in perpetuity.
2. A disease and accident free life for me.
3. A disease and acident free life for the people I love.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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1. Clinical immortality
2. Mind control ability
3. Telekinesis
Those oughta have you pretty well covered."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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No, wait, replace clinical immortality with time travel ability without any temporal reprecussions - I'll just go to the future and get some scientist to make me clinically immortal with my mind control ability. Nihihihi!"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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Already got it.Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
What of love?
Already got that too.What of happiness?
I don't eat baked beans any more. Oh, fingertips..., sorry, my mistake.What of the ability to engulf your enemies in a fireball blasted from your fingertips?
Seriously, I would just buy a politician to start a war for me.Never give an AI an even break.Comment
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Time travel would be kewl
Then with all my Lotto winnings I would be able to buy happiness and rent the 'semplence of love, and I would just buy a flame thrower if I ever got any enemies.
I would then waste my wishes on stupid stuff like world peace (nobel prize to me), scientific advances (of which I would hold the patents), or for the reserection of the Cavandish... BANANA!Comment
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