Question: Could I have a female genie? My wishes really really depend on the answer.
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So you rub the lantern and the genie comes out...
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1) I want to be the best ****ing high school basketball player in the country. I want a short white Jewish kid to be picked first in the NBA draft.
2) I want to be a write a classic novel.
3) I want to live a long healthy (mentally/emotionally as well as physically) life
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2) I want to be a write a classic novel.
Sorry.
Ok, I would wish that there would be no more ***holes in the world....
and suddenly everybody has much bigger problems!Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).
I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...
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I would wish for 5 million dollars. I would then wish for the ability to be whatever weight I wanted, i.e. I wouldn't have to worry about dieting. Then, I would probably wish for environmental harmony."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert Speer
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Originally posted by monolith94
I would wish for 5 million dollars.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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1. Wish that I COULD wish for more wishes. (<- Why am I the ONLY person on God's green Earth that seems to have figured THAT one out...?)
2. Wish for an infinite number of wishes.
3. Wish that I could grant wishes for myself without needing a genie to do it.
4. Wish the genie freedom eternal from his/her prison of a bottle, never to be forced to grant wishes again.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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i didn't know genies came out of laterns"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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