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  • #46
    Aladins did... some live in bottles like Jennie
    Monkey!!!

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    • #47
      Others live in an empty beer bottle, right?
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #48
        only if they look like Shaq
        Monkey!!!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by ajbera


          Ain't nothin' stopping you from trying to accomplish that now.
          Anybodies with any cents can be know how to writes the books. Why dont Yoo be and your friends can pick on someones elses dreams. Jesus, I be get no respect on these forums.

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          • #50
            Anybodies with any cents can be know how to writes the books. Why dont Yoo be and your friends can pick on someones elses dreams. Jesus, I be get no respect on these forums.
            Yup, a wish would be needed
            Monkey!!!

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            • #51
              I wish be get some respect.

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              • #52
                no one was disrespecting, they were trying to be encouraging by suggesting that you start to write the novel instead of wishing that you would... saying - nothing is stopping you.
                Monkey!!!

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                • #53
                  I want jamaica!

                  Failing that, one true love.
                  "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                  "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                  • #54
                    I would preface my wishes with extensive, literal definitions to make sure there are no unintended consequences. I would have to spend a lot of time thinking about specifics, but I can give you guys 3 ideas out of the blue.

                    1. All-knowing, obedient computer system AI that essentially can accurately answer most questions asked and can creatively construct original thoughts. For example, the AI would be able to tell me obscure statistics like "How many times did Julius Caesar masturbate in his life?", explain scientific concepts or perhaps, directly download such information to my brain (a la Matrix), and create original designs of systems like, "Design an efficient, renewable energy system". This system would have an open-ended upgrage option which would include an unlimited manufacturing capability. The system itself would be small, portable, secure, and only accessable by myself; but would be able to create whatever it needed to do whatever job I asked it to. Such a tool would be invaluable. With such knowledge; money, health, and many other things that most people would wish for could be provided by this system.

                    I'd have fun with number 1 before making other wishes. In fact, number 1 might be all I'd ever need.
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Sava

                      1. All-knowing, obedient computer system AI that essentially can accurately answer most questions asked and can creatively construct original thoughts. For example, the AI would be able to tell me obscure statistics like "How many times did Julius Caesar masturbate in his life?", explain scientific concepts or perhaps, directly download such information to my brain (a la Matrix), and create original designs of systems like, "Design an efficient, renewable energy system". This system would have an open-ended upgrage option which would include an unlimited manufacturing capability. The system itself would be small, portable, secure, and only accessable by myself; but would be able to create whatever it needed to do whatever job I asked it to. Such a tool would be invaluable. With such knowledge; money, health, and many other things that most people would wish for could be provided by this system.

                      I'd have fun with number 1 before making other wishes. In fact, number 1 might be all I'd ever need.
                      Sounds something like Jane from the Ender books.

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                      • #56
                        1. My best friend's sister not to be a manic bipolar depressive.
                        2. Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein and my Politics teacher to rule the world.
                        3. Nice people not to finish last.
                        "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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                        • #57
                          I'd like infinite knowledge, sovreignity over the whole world, and the ability to escape the damnation that comes from this deal with the devil.
                          "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Japher
                            no one was disrespecting, they were trying to be encouraging by suggesting that you start to write the novel instead of wishing that you would... saying - nothing is stopping you.
                            I know I know

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
                              I'd like infinite knowledge, sovreignity over the whole world, and the ability to escape the damnation that comes from this deal with the devil.
                              Bart! Stop pestering Satan!
                              "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Clear Skies
                                1. My best friend's sister not to be a manic bipolar depressive.
                                2. Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein and my Politics teacher to rule the world.
                                3. Nice people not to finish last.
                                1. DOne! she's now multiple personality schitzo!
                                2. a conservative corporate state arises after 2 failed years of commie rule
                                3. nice people now finish second to last.

                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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