Movie Mixer Madness

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Driving Miss Daisy's Taxi
(Taxi Driver + Driving Miss Daisy)

Aging Jewish Manhattanite Daisy Werthan, who is no longer able to drive, retains the regular services of cabbie Travis Bickle, a xenophobic, sociopathic Vietnam War veteran. Over the course of their 20-year association, their relationship goes from contentious to warm and mutually-dependent, strengthening and deepening until it finally ends in an blood-drenched orgy of violence.

sounds like a blockbuster

[lord of the mark]

Saving Harry Potter

saving private ryan meets any harry potter movie

Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and several other witches and wizards are sent by Dumbledore into the dark forest to save Harry Potter, a mission they all believe to be "fubar". When (omitted cause i dont know how to use the spoiler feature) is killed by the Voldemort, he says to Harry "earn this"

[lord of the mark]

Rugrats Orange

Clockwork Orange meets Rugrats in Paris

a group of mischievous toddlers rampage through a dystopic, futurist England, commiting rape and mayhem, while their eccentric dad trys to perfect his invention, a machine that will cure them by giving the sensation of eating broccoli whenever they "think bad thoughts"

[lord of the mark]

All that Jazz Singer

All that Jazz meets The Jazz Singer

The son of a Lower East Side cantor defies his fathers wishes and sings jazz music, and ends up in a world of drugs, sleeplessness, and womanizing. Stricken prematurely with a heart attack, he escapes his hospital bed, and goes back to lead prayers at his father's synagogue, then heads out for more drugs and womanizing.

[lord of the mark]

both of Rufus's are excellent, BTW

[Immortal Wombat]

The Horse Wedding Planner
The Horse Whisperer / The Wedding Planner
A young girl with the special gift of being able to talk to horses grows up to make a living from arranging "weddings" between stud horses and breeding mares to get the best offspring for racing. Everything goes wrong when she falls in love with one of the studs she's dealing with, setting the stage nicely for the sequel, with the tentative title: Runaway Bridal Fun on the Farm (Runaway Bride / Fun on the Farm II), an adult film where after some scenes of disturbing bestiality, the bride gets cold feet and runs away from many human-horse weddings. Expect lots of jokes along the lines of "grooming the groom".

[Adagio]

Any more movies mixes?


If not, should we have a vote for the best, or just burry this thread beneith 1,000+ of other posts?

[ixnay]

This thread needs less blathering and more photoshopping.

/me gets to work

[FrustratedPoet]

w00t!

[ixnay]

Zopperoni, yours was just too perfect to pass up. (Note that I have managed to give you credit in the photoshop)


Got to go to work now. Maybe I'll make some more tonight. Hell, if I make enough I'll start a thread on Something Awful in an attempt to get this done as a photoshop phriday. So keep those ideas coming!

[Zopperoni]

Cool dude

[Adagio]

Nice one... I wish I could do it myself, but my photoshopping skills are very low

[Japher]

The Black Whole Nine Yards
[I]The Black Hole meets The Whole Nine Yards[I]

When Matt Perry's father dies he relies that he lies in financial ruin and cannot support his family, but if he was dead then his family would have no worries. So, in an attempt to kill himself, Matt Perry acidently launches himself into space and into a black hole where he begins to battle robots, but then realizes that he wanted to die...

[FrustratedPoet]

Cool Ixy.

(It'd look better if you changed the tag line to the "hockey-masked, homicidal problem" that Zopper wrote. That was funny. )

[Paul Hanson]

Dial M*A*S*H For Murder

(M*A*S*H, Dial M For Murder)

Hawkeye is terrorised by a mysterious caller, with hilarious results.