Movie Mixer Madness

[st_swithin]

The Cell of a Woman
(The Cell + Scent of a Woman)

Al (Pacino) goes to the solitary confinement cell which used to hold Hannibal Lecter, and finds that he has shacked up with ex-lesbian professional assassin black-belt Krav Maga expert and voice coach Jennifer (Lopez).
He is so disgusted, he leaves the theatre and demands his $9 back.

I'm STILL having nightmares!

[Immortal Wombat]

Silence of the Harvey
Silence of the Lambs / Harvey
Professor Hannibal Lector is jailed after eating one too many giant invisible rabbits.

[st_swithin]

oops.

[Adagio]

st_swithin >> Could you add the titles of the original movies also?

Maybe if I'd watched either of the above two movies this'd make more sense.

Yeah, that would help a lot

[FrustratedPoet]

Yep, I have seen both of those movies and the description makes very little sense.

[Zopperoni]

Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon
(Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; The Tigger Movie)

Tigger looks for the thief of his ancient sword and falls in love with some chick along the way.

[Skanky Burns]

Waynes Ring
(Waynes World, The Ring)

Two friends host a show from their basement which unfortunately kills whoever watches 7 days later.

[st_swithin]

Undercover Brotherz in tha Hood
("Boyz in tha Hood" and "Undercover Brother")

Two brother cause mayhem in the hood by soaping car windows. Sort of like "Carwash," but without all the cool music.

[Sikander]

Johnny English Patient

Johnny England / English Patient

A rubber faced secret agent is seriously burned in World War Two, which completely disables any capability for comedy he may have once possessed. We watch him try to ape for the camera which causes him and us horrific pain while a really cool love story seems to be going on in the background just out of sight.

[Sikander]

The Fabulous Baker's Dozen

The Fabulous Baker Boys + The Dirty Dozen

A renegade Colonel is given an important secret mission in WW2. He must wipe out the Allied High Command or Monty will dawdle in Caen while Ike refuses to attempt a large encirclement of retreating German troops in Europe and insists on a broad front strategy that will cost the Allies untold casualties.

The Colonel (Lee Marvin) decides to form a twelve man swing band recruited from death row in order to infiltrate Ike's HQ as by posing as a USO act. Will the mission survive the arrival of Kay Summersby who accepts a position as the singer and 13th member of the band?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Driving Miss Daisy's Taxi
(Taxi Driver + Driving Miss Daisy)

Aging Jewish Manhattanite Daisy Werthan, who is no longer able to drive, retains the regular services of cabbie Travis Bickle, a xenophobic, sociopathic Vietnam War veteran. Over the course of their 20-year association, their relationship goes from contentious to warm and mutually-dependent, strengthening and deepening until it finally ends in an blood-drenched orgy of violence.

[FrustratedPoet]

[Sikander]

Fist Full of Dollhouse

Fist Full of Dollars + Welcome to the Dollhouse

Dawn Wiener is a middle schooler who has just moved into a new school district where two cliques have squared off in a longstanding feud to determine who gets to smoke in the bathrooms. Will she join one of the cliques, or be ostracized by everyone and finally bring peace and unity to Sergio Leone Middle School at the cost of her own endless humiliation?

[Adagio]

Married... with The Fifth Element
Married... With Children - The 5th Element

This movie is a what if scenario of what would have happened if The 5th element (Leeloo) had escaped into the shoe shop where Al Bundy works, instead of bumping into that cap? This is an endless adventure on how Leeloo was familiarized with the Bundy's. On how she learned the last 5,000 years of history from Kelly Bundy, and kept getting hit on by Bud Bundy... and within short time, she had forgotten about her mission "to save the planet"... will she remember, before time's up?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Das Booty Call
(Das Boot + Booty Call)

Based on the true story of the Nazi's notorious U-Boot Schwartzwaffe -- the only all-black submarine unit serving in any navy during WWII -- Das Booty Call dramatically depicts the lives of ordinary soldiers during the Battle of the Atlantic, struggling to stay alive long enough to get home and kick it with some fine Aryan ho's. Masterfully depicts the claustrophobia, boredom, terror, hilarity, and out-of-control horniness of German submarine warfare. Soundtrack includes hits by R. Kelly, Lil' Kim, and Richard Wagner.