Movie Mixer Madness

[Adagio]

Demolition Day
Groundhog Day - Demolition Man

John Spartan (A cop) is going to kill his all time enemy: Simon Phoenix... but when he does, he wakes up 6:00 AM the same day, where Simon is still alive, and this keeps happenening

Teenage Mutant Ninja Mask
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Mask

One day a Teenager finds a strange Mask. As he put the mask on his head, he suddenly becomes the greatest ninja the world has ever seen... and he's a Turtle...

[MrFun]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet

Dude, where's my Red October?
(The Hunt for Red October; Dude, Where's My Car?)

Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin get pissed out of their brains one night and lose their protoype multi-billion dollar nucleur submarine.

[Japher]

Billy Madison's Day Off
[I]Billy Madison meets Ferris Buller's Day Off[I]

Adam Sandler revists this goofy character who was forced to repeat K-12 in 13 weeks only this time he ditches every day and does not inherit his father's hotel buisness. Yet, it is a bundle of drunken stupidity you won't want to miss!

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Japher
Miracle on Elm Street
Miracle on 34th street meets Nightmare on Elm Street

A stupid little girl who doesn't believe in Santa Clause is pleasantly surprised to discover that, while Santa really doesn't exist, Freddy Kreuger does.

[st_swithin]

Primal Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

("Primal Fear" and "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas")

Narrator (Edward Norton) and Tyler Durden meet in Vegas for a rematch, then run off to England in flying Mini-Coopers to go film a stupid 'remake' flick in England, which is, of course, horribly received by critics.

However, it becomes the highest-grossing 'remake' flick in the last 50 years. So there you go.

[The Templar]

The Fifth Quiet American
(The Fifth Element, The Quiet American, American Wedding)

Finch, after graduating NYU, joins the CIA. He is assigned to monitor and protect a Nike sweatshop in Vietnam, where he meets the perfect being. Unfortunately, the perfect being is dating a muckraking British journalist out to expose the sweatshop. At the wedding, Finch does not suspect that the journalist's commie friends are out to get him. Moreover, it is revealed that Stiffler's adolescent behavior is a direct consequence of an unnamed evil force that only Finch's bride can stop.

[Immortal Wombat]

Honey I Shrunk the Phantom Menace
Honey I Shrunk the Kids / Star Wars Ep 1: A Phantom Menace

A back-yard inventor unwittingly averts a major diplomatic crises by converting the Trade Federation's fleet of warships to the size of mosquitoes.


Meet the Postman
Meet the Parents / The Postman
In a post-apocalyptic world, a renegade mercenary comes upon the love of his life at her parents' house.

[Zopperoni]

Apollo the 13th
(Apollo 13; Friday the 13th)

"Houston, we have hockey-masked, homocidal problem."

[FrustratedPoet]

[Japher]

When Harry met Benny and June
When Harry met Sally meets Benny and June

A jewish urbanite (Crystal) falls for a lovely anxiety ridden girl (Masterson) who is involved with a very weird guy (Depp). Pretty much this film will just have Crystal talking way too fast, Depp playing with his hat and looking funny, and Masterson moaning in extasy for no apparent reason... Funniest movie ever...

National Lampoon's: I Know What You Did Last Christmas Vacation
[I]I Know What You Did Last Summer meets Vacation[b/]

Chevy Chase and Al Pacino's wife star in this crazy excapade of mayham, slap stick humor, and murder! Complete with 3 new kids and Cousin Eddie... You won't want to miss as the Griswaulds try to unearth how is threatening them and how they know what they did last Christmas... Is it Uncle Louie? Aunt Bethany?... or Cousin Eddie himself?

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Japher

National Lampoon's: I Know What You Did Last Christmas Vacation
[I]I Know What You Did Last Summer meets Vacation[b/]

Chevy Chase and Al Pacino's wife star in this crazy excapade of mayham, slap stick humor, and murder! Complete with 3 new kids and Cousin Eddie... You won't want to miss as the Griswaulds try to unearth how is threatening them and how they know what they did last Christmas... Is it Uncle Louie? Aunt Bethany?... or Cousin Eddie himself?

When will this be released in the theater?

[Immortal Wombat]

Beethoven's Fifth Element
Beethoven / Fifth Element (duh)
A magical dog composes a wonderful piece of music entitled "surprise", which becomes one of the best known pieces of music of all time with red hair and a barrel of rum. Maybe if I'd watched either of the above two movies this'd make more sense.


Twenty Eight Days After the Deep Independance Day Armageddon Impact
Twenty Eight Days Later / Deep Impact / Independance Day / Armageddon
Everyone's ****ing dead.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Zopperoni
Apollo the 13th
(Apollo 13; Friday the 13th)

"Houston, we have hockey-masked, homocidal problem."

ACK!

[Pekka]

8 Mile from Dusk till Dawn

An epic story of then little known white rapper fighting against black rapping vampires in the famous Titty Shelter. Blood dripping rhyme action from a man who lived only 8 miles from what is about to happen!

[The Templar]

The Sum of All Apocalypse
(The Sum of All Fears; Apocalypse Now)

Ben Affleck desperately tries to avert insane Col. Kurtz's plan to nuke Baltimore. Affleck journies into deepest, darkest DuPont Circle to locate the madman. (Listent for Ride of the Valkyries when Affleck takes the Red Line Metro train into Hell).

The horror, the horror!