Movie Mixer Madness

[Adagio]

Anyone ready to try a little game here?

Try to take two (or more) movie titles (or TV-shows), and mix them together to one movie/TV-show
When this is done, try to write a short story for that movie. This short story should also a mix of those two movies.


Try to set it up like this, when submitting your movie:

[b]Movie Title[/b] - [i]Movie Titles of the original movies[/i]
Story

If there's enough submittions, we could maybe make a poll later, where everybody can vote for their favorite Movie Mix (Without voting for their own Movie Mix ofcourse )

Who's in?

[Immortal Wombat]

Fear, Loathing and Aliens at Home (Alone) in Las Vegas and New York too -
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Home Alone II: Lost in New York, Aliens

Drugged to the eyeballs, a young Maculay Culkin plays a female pilot who loses her family of SpaceMarines on the way to their Christmas holiday destination. (S)he gets involved in one too many bad drug trips, and ends up having to fight his way out of two cities under attack from flesh-eating, acid-blood aliens, swarms of invisible bats, giant lizards, and a pair of bungling burglars. Much hilarity ensues.

[Zopperoni]

Bridget Jones and the Temple of Doom
(Bridget Jones' Diary; Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)

Bridget Jones travels to Asia to recover some sacred stone while looking for the love of her life.

[Adagio]

Here's my first submission (You're allowed to have several submissions )

Cannonball Angels: Full Speed
Cannonball Run - Charlies Angels Full Throttle - Speed
Natalie, Dylan, and Alex are participitating in a race across America, but in their cars there's a bomb which explodes if they're driving slower than 50 MPH

[FrustratedPoet]

10 Things I Hate About Mary
(There's Something About Mary; 10 Things I Hate About You)

After escaping from having to go to the prom with a shrewish spooge-haired woman by lacerating his own penis, a High School kid is consumed by feelings of hatred for her. He eventually learns to love her before the cop-out Hollywood ending where she spectacularly fails to submit to his masculine dominance.

Godzilla Hunting
(Good Will Hunting; Godzilla)

A giant monster dinosaur struggles to come to terms with his genius as a mathematics prodigy. His inner turmoil comes to a head when he rejects his girlfriend and goes on a rampage through Tokyo.

[Zopperoni]

Sleeping with the Enemy of the State at the Gates
(Sleeping with the Enemy; Enemy of the State; Enemy at the Gates)

A man tries to track down his wife in order to kill her, while he himself is being hunted by an NSA director for possession of incriminating evidence.
And all of this takes place in the middle of the German-Russian front of WW2.

[FrustratedPoet]

Monty Python and the Holy Chamber of Secrets
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

A group of intellectual students at Hogwarts form a surreal comedy team and perform abstract sketches about Arthurian legend in order to defeat a terrifying Basilisk let loose on their school by an evil Wizard with great big pointy teeth.

Dude, where's my Red October?
(The Hunt for Red October; Dude, Where's My Car?)

Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin get pissed out of their brains one night and lose their protoype multi-billion dollar nucleur submarine.

[FrustratedPoet]

last one for now...

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is An Ideal Husband
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance; An Ideal Husband

This little-known screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde's comedy western stars James Stewart as a decadent socialite who returns to the small town of Shinbone for the funeral of John Wayne. When a silver-tongued lady appears with evidence of his friend's controversial past and threatens to ruin his reputation, Stewart must face Lee Marvin in a shootout or risk losing the respect of his friend's wife, Cate Blanchett.

[reismark]

The Shawshank Show
The Shawshank Redeption; The Truman Show

A young banker (Tim Robbins) living in 1940's Maine is wrongly convicted of the murder of her wife and lover. While on the inside, he befriends the resident smuggler (Morgan Freeman), and deals with the corrupt warden (Bob Gunton), but little does he know that everyone around him is an actor: He's the subject of America's most popular reality show, helmed by a reclusive genius known only as Christof (Ed Harris), and he doesn't have a clue. Will he discover the truth?

[Harry Seldon]

Matrix: Memento Reloaded
Memento, Matrix Reloaded

Christopher Nolan's triumphant return to the big screen features Neo tattooing himself with mainframe passwords while Trinity manipulates him into killing Morpheus. Little does Neo know that he has already killed the man who murdered his friends, Cypher, in the previous movie!

[Japher]

Miracle on Elm Street
Miracle on 34th street meets Nightmare on Elm Street

A stupid little girl who doesn't believe in Santa Clause is pleasantly surprised to discover that, while Santa really doesn't exist, Freddy Kreuger does.

Honey I Shrunk The D1ck
Honey I Shrunk The Kids meets ****

This zany movie follows two ignorant, yet totally hot chicks who accidently shrink the penis of a crazy and horny mad-scientist/president played by Rick Moranis.

[Pekka]

Lord of the Boogie Nights

A movie about throwing the best afterparty after AVN (porn oscars) show. Everybody wants to have the hottest stars of porn to come to their party, but Dildo Baggins is serious about making the unforgettable afterparty ever with cocaine, pornstars and disco music.

[Japher]

Fear and Loathing and Sleepless in Seattle
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas meets Sleepless in Seattle

Pretty much the samething as Sleepless in Seattle, but with more drugs, and a cameo by MRT

The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
The Princess Bride meets The Bride of Frankenstein

The Dread Pirate Robert zooms to the rescue of Princess Buttercup once again. Yet, when he reaches his destination to fight of the evil Prince he finds that the Prince has killed her, brough her back to life (with the help of Billy Crystal), and has mated her with Andre the Giant.

[The Templar]

Dirty, Pretty, 24 Hour Party Kafka
(Dirty, Pretty Things; 24 Hour Party People; Kafka)

Illegal immigrant (wanted in Nigeria for a crime he didn't commit) works two jobs - insurance clerk, manager of several local bands. But as bandmembers begin to turn up dead, he sneaks into the castle to discover a mad psychologist who is attemting to create a "new music" that requires only DJs - and requires the audience only to dance, not think. They team up and start a club in Manchester that eventually goes bankrupt.

[Pave]