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Can he actually get an erection with that thing? 
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In any case, I'm sure his penis won't be functional.
What I never found out is if the penis of John Bobbit is fully functional.
He supposedly starred in a porn film. But did he actually perform using said member? He could have just done oral on some chick or something.
I don't think we have the technology to make a fully function penis that can go erect on demand.Comment
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Ramo, I very much doubt it.In da butt.
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Dissident, I read somewhere that it works normally.In da butt.
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The chances of this thread's survival grows slimmer by the minute...
Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).
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There are a few methods to make a penis work. The one I happen to remember is where they insert silicone rods into your penis. The good thing is it gives you an erection. The bad thing is it's a perma-erection.meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Knocking over vases, lamps, insulting waitresses....Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).
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Perma-viagra!Comment
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I'd seen the pic before, but I thought it was some kind of deformity (as in siamise twins)
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So if it's possible to grow a new penis, is it possible to grow other parts too? ( I wonder what they would do if you happen to need a new *ssh*le
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I didn't see the bloody thing!!!"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
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The current would have gone up into my urethra, not my prostate or testicles. I can only imagine it was a relatively low current (probably a badger fence or something) so it wasn't harmful.elijah, so you say now. I'd like to see your face when you have your first kid with 5 eyes, all of them blind.
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So what was the fence this kid went up against? Something for yaks? Or yetti?Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).
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There is also a SD archive about a hobo who got electrecuted by pissing on the Third Rail.meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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well of course you could have a permanent erect penis. perhaps they can have attachements for when that mood strikes you.
I can't figure out how they got John Bonnet working again. How do they hook his penis up to his brain?
. Okay it's not really hooked up to his brain, but it is hooked up to the nervous system. Something tells my penis to get erect when my eyes and brain are looking and thinking of porn.
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