Moron burns off penis, grows new one on arm

[Vesayen]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

Link to picture of penis on arm:

http://www.ananova.com/images/news/penisarm410x239.jpg

New penis grown on boy's arm

Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.



Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."

[mrmitchell]

You might want to remove that picture. I don't care but the mods won't like it.

[BeBMan]

Re: Moron burns off penis, grows new one on arm

Originally posted by Vesayen
The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

[Dis]

this may seem obvious.

but wouldn't a more appropiate place to grow a new penis be on his crotch?

walking around like that is sure to get him sexual harrassment suits if he wears a short sleeved shirt.

[Kuciwalker]

I had the same question...

[Vesayen]

Whats with the "economy size"?

If I was growing a new penis on my arm it would be enormeous..... or at least normal size LOL!

[Dom Pedro II]

Not a bad size though... he'll be quite popular. Especially since I would imagine he'd have a lot more stamina what with the parts not being hooked up and all.

[Pekka]

Dissident, I don't know.. maybe the doctors belonged to BDFH (bastard doctors from hell) club.. just for the kicks of it . 'That'll teach him never to piss on electric wires again..'. Why not put it in his forehead.

[Vesayen]

Originally posted by Pekka
Why not put it in his forehead.

Gives a whole new meaning to the word DICKHEAD!


*runs as angry apolytonites pursue with pitchforks for that pun*

[Provost Harrison]

But next to no sensation...and how would he get a stiffy?

[Dom Pedro II]

AIDs... cancer... unconquered by medical science... but we can grow a kid a new penis on his ARM!

But I sympathize though... I mean, its been a big problem there. Up until now, pissing on electric wires was the only way to beat the cold..




EDIT: Btw, Vesayen, way to go not stating the obvious...

[Kuciwalker]

Let's just hope he doesn't get AIDS through that penis

[Pekka]

skywalker, That would be kind of ironic now wouldn't it

[Kuciwalker]

It would give a new meaning to genital warts

[Pekka]

No wait! Didn't anyone notice? It is possible to now have many penises. I know mine is still attached and all, but I want one for each arm too! Now how cool would that be.
I'm sure my career in weird bizarre porn movies would be guaranteed.