Moron burns off penis, grows new one on arm

[Dom Pedro II]

Jeez, ya know, this is only going to encourage him to do it again! Now that he knows he can just get a new one....

I have a feeling there's going to be a dramatic rise in vacuum cleaner related mishaps...

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Pekka
No wait! Didn't anyone notice? It is possible to now have many penises. I know mine is still attached and all, but I want one for each arm too! Now how cool would that be.
I'm sure my career in weird bizarre porn movies would be guaranteed.

A new meaning to anal sex

[Dom Pedro II]

No wait! Didn't anyone notice? It is possible to now have many penises. I know mine is still attached and all, but I want one for each arm too! Now how cool would that be.
I'm sure my career in weird bizarre porn movies would be guaranteed.

Anybody who was getting tired of Hentai porn now has another place to turn!

[Dis]

yes, there is a huge untapped market in this kind of porn.

I'm going to invest in this venture right now

[JCG]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry......poor guy though.

[Dom Pedro II]

So we'll take him, send him to Russia... have multiple penises attached and we'll start shooting next fall! Great!

He'll need a name... how about Hugh J. Pekka.

[Pekka]

I don't think he deserves a new penis. I hope it doesn't work. Why? Well he was an idiot to begin with. Darwinism.. but I think his penis will not work as in having sex, so... gene pool is once more cleaner.

[Pekka]

Dom Pedro, don't push it! Besides, my porn name is Randy Berliner! It's good to have these things ready, you never know who is going to stop you on the streets and ask you the question 'want to be a pornstar?' and you got to be ready for it.

[mrmitchell]

but wouldn't a more appropiate place to grow a new penis be on his crotch?

IIRC, the crotch really doesn't have the bloodflow and etc. possible to grow a brand new penis from scratch.

Kinda like where they might grow an ear or such on your arm or leg.

[Dom Pedro II]

How much longer do you give this thread?

[Pekka]

I wonder if the kid took some time off from the boxing..

[Whaleboy]

after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire

I did that once!!

I was out mountain biking a few years ago, had a call of nature, and went. I didn't see the electric fense so I got a rather painful shock!!! One only wears lycra shorts mountain biking, so the "physical effects" (which lasted for 5 hours) were rather noticeable!! It was NOT a pleasant experience. Still, no permanent damage

[Dis]

I have never even seen an electric fence in my lifetime.

and I can honestly say I have never pissed on a fence before. That's just common sense

[Pekka]

elijah, so you say now. I'd like to see your face when you have your first kid with 5 eyes, all of them blind.

[Dom Pedro II]

Ok... I have to ask then... so what happens? Does the electric shock run up the urine flow and into the body?? Is that how it happens?

Also, you think this kid was getting in trouble much during those, what was it? 16 months? He'd spot the cutest girl in the class go over and roll up his sleeve?