Superpowers

[FrustratedPoet]

Being able to speak all languages fluently would be pretty cool. I'd like that.

[Meldor]

Why not take mind control, then you can make people think you have the all of the other powers.

[BeBMan]

I have all those superpowers, but, believe me, it sucks. People always aks "Hey, could you make this or that, it should be easy with all your superpowers!". Of course, you want to help, but then they ask over and over again, and when you say "No!" they´re are offended.

Then they start to whisper behind your back "He think´s he´s something special because of his powers, umm". Soon you don´t have friends anymore.

Therefore I don´t use my superpowers anymore. I mean, saving the universe is cool in the beginning, but it gets boring soon.

*Sigh* It is not easy with such abilities....

[Lorizael]

Why do you think people become supervillains, Bebro? Give in to evil!

[Lorizael]

All those who have telekinesis powers, raise my hand.

Good one, Skanky. I'm too lazy to actually go back and quote you, but I did.

Oh yah, and it would definitely be telepathic powers for me.

Need to sneak into a building and learn secrets of an evil cult? Make everyone believe you are a member of that cult.

The person that knows the person you are impersonating is dead walks in? Make everyone believe you are invisible.

Someone is shooting at you? Make them hallucinate that they are blind.

Someone who hasn't noticed you yet is manning an AA platform? Make them hallucinate that there are aircraft in the sky.

I've been playing too many rpgs recently.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Mind reading is a good superpower. That would be a very useful thing to have .

[Pekka]

Mind control or flying. Even with all the power I could get with mind control, I'd go with flying.. yes definitely flying.

[Sava]

Telekinesis probably. I would have fun manipulating lotto numbers.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by LTEC!

Imran -- seventh count of someone expressing laughter at one of my jokes.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Doesn't count. LTEC is MtG's wife. She was laughing at the absurdity of that statement (being his wife, she doesn't believe he knows everything about everything... after all, she's the wife... SHE knows everything about everything ), not the joke.

Unintentional laughs, based on another interpretation of the joke doesn't count .

Sorry .

[Dom Pedro II]

I'd take super charm... I mean, if I can make you do anything I say, what other super power is necessary? I'll get the telekinetic guy to bend spoons for me.

[Zopperoni]

There is no spoon.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Doesn't count. LTEC is MtG's wife. She was laughing at the absurdity of that statement (being his wife, she doesn't believe he knows everything about everything... after all, she's the wife... SHE knows everything about everything ), not the joke.

Unintentional laughs, based on another interpretation of the joke doesn't count .

Sorry .

So where can I buy the book, "Imran's Bible on Humor?"

[Dom Pedro II]

Wait wait wait.. if there is no spoon, then how am I eating my ice cream??

[Harry Seldon]

I'd either want to live forever or have mind control. Who needs to be invisible when you can just force people to tell you want you want to know?