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  • #16
    Gigli... or maybe Titanic...
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #17
      The Cell. Although, I actually laughed during that one, so who knows. It certainly sucked, though.

      Daredevil?

      The Waking Life? This got a lot of hype in the department because of the visuals, but I rather suspect that it sucked beyond belief from what I've heard.

      How about the stupid bit of nonsense with the American Idol people in it?
      "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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      • #18
        Waking Life is a great movie - I own it. To say that it sucks beyond belief is ridiculous - for what it is, it's well crafted. If you don't like it, it's not that it's bad - it's just not your type of movie.
        "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
        Drake Tungsten
        "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
        Albert Speer

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        • #19
          Ok. Like I said, I haven't seen it anyways...just from what I've heard and the previews I saw, I was not impressed.
          "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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          • #20
            Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
            http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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            • #21
              "The movie is like a cold shower of bracing, clarifying ideas. We feel cleansed of boredom, indifference, futility and the deadening tyranny of the mundane... The movie is as exhilarating in its style and visuals as in its ideas--indeed, the two are interlocked... If I have made the movie sound somber and contemplative, I have been unfair to it. Few movies are more cheerful and alive."
              -Roger Ebert


              "The film, which opens commercially next week, is so verbally dexterous and visually innovative that you can't absorb it unless you have all your wits about you. And even then, you may want to see it again to enjoy its subtle humor and warm humanity. "
              Stephen Holden, the new york times


              I guess we just live two different lives, eh?
              "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
              Drake Tungsten
              "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
              Albert Speer

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              • #22
                Originally posted by monolith94
                I guess we just live two different lives, eh?
                Nah, it fits right in under my philosophy of "whatever the critics say, do the exact opposite."

                Although, there are always exceptions.
                "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                  Doesn it have to be in the theaters currently or can I nominate MiB II?
                  You can nominate any movie you want, as long as it's accessable. (spelling).

                  By the way there is a 24 entry limit on the polls, so we'll see how this goes... maybe I'll have to do multiple polls.

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                  • #24
                    Wasn't there a Jerry Springer movie?
                    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                    • #25
                      "Nah, it fits right in under my philosophy of "whatever the critics say, do the exact opposite."

                      My philosopy is go see a movie if it looks good, whether critics like it or not. They're only interesting to compare your views to after you've watched a film.

                      The critics have universally panned Gigli - I guess you should go see it!!!
                      "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                      Drake Tungsten
                      "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                      Albert Speer

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                      • #26
                        GIGLI
                        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                        Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                        • #27
                          Fried Green Tomatoes. AAAARGH!

                          No I got even worse for you:

                          Blow Dry! OMG THAT SUCKED SO BAD! I wanted my two hours back of my life. It was truly HORRIBLE!
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by monolith94
                            The critics have universally panned Gigli - I guess you should go see it!!!
                            As I said...always there are exceptions.......
                            "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ramo
                              I'll have to go with Highlander 2. It doesn't get any worse than that.
                              An hour and a half long film that spawned a 3 hour discussion about how bad it sucked afterward.
                              He's got the Midas touch.
                              But he touched it too much!
                              Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Spiffor
                                Independance Day
                                I couldn't believe how bad this film was, and apparantly some people liked it!
                                He's got the Midas touch.
                                But he touched it too much!
                                Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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