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**Pekka** · August 4, 2003, 00:57

No trust me.. Blow Dry! I'd rather go through Sudanese nipple torture than watch that movie again.

**Sikander** · August 4, 2003, 00:58

Originally posted by dv8ed

Nah, it fits right in under my philosophy of "whatever the critics say, do the exact opposite."

Although, there are always exceptions.

Please quit wasting our time. You shot your mouth off about a film you haven't seen, so shut up until you can comment about it intelligently.

It was ok IMO, but I liked Slacker better.

**st_swithin** · August 4, 2003, 01:03

The Invisibles - WORST FILM EVER!!!

Or Gigli, The Cell, Daredevil, and Spider-man - definite Worst Film nominees.

Highlander II, any Star Wars flick except ESB, MIBII, Armageddon, Waterworld, POTC, The Postman.

**JohnT** · August 4, 2003, 01:13

Originally posted by Sikander

Please quit wasting our time. You shot your mouth off about a film you haven't seen, so shut up until you can comment about it intelligently.

Well, the point of this thread is unseen bad movies.

**Winston** · August 4, 2003, 01:16

Ouch!

**Sikander** · August 4, 2003, 03:27

Originally posted by JohnT

Well, the point of this thread is unseen bad movies.

Have you read the thread??!!

**FrustratedPoet** · August 4, 2003, 05:02

Yes, it was pretty clear in the OP that the whole point was to nominate movies that you hadn't seen, but that you suspected sucked big donkey balls. John will then watch them and let us know it they're as bad as we feared.

Could if be any clearer? This is why so many people have nominated Gigli.

I nominate Spice World. I shudder and break out in a cold sweat any time I even think of watching it.

**Sikander** · August 4, 2003, 05:22

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
Yes, it was pretty clear in the OP that the whole point was to nominate movies that you hadn't seen, but that you suspected sucked big donkey balls. John will then watch them and let us know it they're as bad as we feared.

Could if be any clearer? This is why so many people have nominated Gigli.

I nominate Spice World. I shudder and break out in a cold sweat any time I even think of watching it.

The number of posts that express opinions about films seen seem to outnumber those that express expectations of films not seen, but I must agree that this tangent runs counter to the intent of the thread. My apologies to anyone who was offended / annoyed by my earlier posts. In trying to forestall the continuation a boring series of exchanges, each lamer than the last, I seem to have caused an equivalent series of the same.

**Winston** · August 4, 2003, 05:34

Someone should make this thread into a movie and let John review it.

**Makeo** · August 4, 2003, 05:37

burp

**FrustratedPoet** · August 4, 2003, 05:37

**Evil Knevil** · August 4, 2003, 07:05

I nominate Mean Machine.
My parents rented it a couple of nights ago, and anything they rent must be ****e by law and by custom.

I'm just glad I don't live with them anymore, being forced to watch 'A Shaggy dog story' was traumatising. I'd nominate that one, but it's pretty hard to find.

Edit: Shaggy is banned, but ****e isn't? C'est tre bollocks.

**Paul Hanson** · August 4, 2003, 07:57

I'd have to go for Spiceworld as well.

If we were including things I've seen, then I'd have to nominate Pearl Harbour.

**gopher** · August 4, 2003, 08:13

gigli

**JohnT** · August 4, 2003, 08:37

Originally posted by Sikander

Have you read the thread??!!

Son, if you hadn't noticed, I started it.

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