Dear Apolyton,
I'm being a helluva guy, you know: purposely watching a movie so bad that it would be near death for you to see it - taking a movie bullet, if you will.
So what will it be? Spice World? Glitter? Hudson Hawk? The Fountainhead? What festering sore of moviedom are you just shying away from, knowing that it will suck beyond all suckitude, leaving you scarred and bitter for life.
I will take that bullet for you. In a subsequent thread, I will discuss said movie, and fellow bullet takers can join in on how the flickering images just sucked two hours of life from our souls.
Like my sci-fi threads, we'll have a vote next week on the films nominated here. So, nominate those films that you consider so bad as to be unwatchable and be sure to vote for them next week.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Smokey and the Bandit 3? Highlander 2? Grease 2?
Only films with the following attributes will be considered for viewing:
1. Must be an American or English production - no Japanese hentai, no Bollywood film will be considered.
2. Must be available here in Knoxville.
3. Must be a theatrical release.
4. No porn or Faces of Death crap, please. Any film that has as it's primary focus the dismemberment of living creatures will not be considered. Hell, I don't even like to watch the dentistry shows on TLC.
5. One nomination per person, but please, throw out suggestions as well.
JohnT
I'm being a helluva guy, you know: purposely watching a movie so bad that it would be near death for you to see it - taking a movie bullet, if you will.
So what will it be? Spice World? Glitter? Hudson Hawk? The Fountainhead? What festering sore of moviedom are you just shying away from, knowing that it will suck beyond all suckitude, leaving you scarred and bitter for life.
I will take that bullet for you. In a subsequent thread, I will discuss said movie, and fellow bullet takers can join in on how the flickering images just sucked two hours of life from our souls.
Like my sci-fi threads, we'll have a vote next week on the films nominated here. So, nominate those films that you consider so bad as to be unwatchable and be sure to vote for them next week.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Smokey and the Bandit 3? Highlander 2? Grease 2?
Only films with the following attributes will be considered for viewing:
1. Must be an American or English production - no Japanese hentai, no Bollywood film will be considered.
2. Must be available here in Knoxville.
3. Must be a theatrical release.
4. No porn or Faces of Death crap, please. Any film that has as it's primary focus the dismemberment of living creatures will not be considered. Hell, I don't even like to watch the dentistry shows on TLC.
5. One nomination per person, but please, throw out suggestions as well.
JohnT
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