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Being accussed of sexual harrassment isn't the same thing as being accused of sexual assault. Hell, I've been accused of sexual harrassment. And while it's true that I did actually sexually harrass someone, I didn't in this case. She misheard what I said.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
What he actually said was "Boy, that's a great set of mits!" referring to two baseball gloves on the desk behind her.
Sorry... it was best I could come up with...
Anyway, I remember a few years back there was this kid I used to play football with who got accused of raping a girl. I remember there was A LOT of speculation though... some people said he was the type to do it, and others said she wasn't the type to say no...Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).
I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...Comment
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