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  • #46
    *gasp*


    i wish i oculd laugh at this, i want to laugh (especially at the "pokemon proves evolution cant happen" ), but its just too shocking... The unintentional, self-perpetuating brian washing that must go on in these conservative chrisitian families to make them rationalize what they did as 'science' and 'truth' is shocking.

    I will die a happy man when religion of this corruptive magnitude is annhilated. its only harmful to the progress of society
    "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
    - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
    Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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    • #47
      If that's science than I guess I'm not a scientist!

      I am kind of mad at this level of stupidity... Yeah, I would like my kid to learn how to become a womanizer, at least he will know that it is sciences fault that women get paid less, and that rocks are rocks and not a living organism...

      more mad than
      Monkey!!!

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      • #48
        So there's a lot of stupid people in the world...
        "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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        • #49
          Yup, and they shouldn't be teaching children...
          Monkey!!!

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Japher
            Yup, and they shouldn't be teaching children...
            "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
            - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
            Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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            • #51
              [sarcasm]Hey, I just proved that couch is not a TV by watching it, and not a thing was on! I didn't see an commercials, and it didn't com with a remote![/sarcasm]

              Give me a break! I don't care if they are in 1st grade, no kid of my will be taking lessons from a moron who would allow such projects! Hell, they can learn more from sticking a butter knife into an electical outlet!
              Monkey!!!

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              • #52
                The thing that definitely pushes me to thinking parody site is the 'Ruby Matrimony Thong'.
                "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
                "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
                "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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                • #53
                  OMG!!!

                  Thank you, that made my day.

                  As for whether it's real or not... eh, I can't tell. They do have a link advocating the shutdown of the Landover Baptist site which is known to be fake.

                  Ok, I've been reading thru it more and I think it's fake -
                  * J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).
                  * Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.
                  * Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
                  * Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions.
                  * Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name?
                  * Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns? [Rev. 13:16, 13:1]
                  "Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"

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                  • #54
                    If I ever start a store I am going to call it "Fvck Jesvs" just to piss this guy off.

                    What about Target? - they support terrorists, and Tiger Woods!

                    or the Gap? - see as this guy is the missing link I am sure he would be mad at a store that rubs his origions in his face!
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #55
                      The site is obviously a parody. It does not represent mainstream christianity nor creationists!
                      'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
                      G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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                      • #56
                        But it is hillarious...
                        "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
                        "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
                        "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by The diplomat
                          The site is obviously a parody. It does not represent mainstream christianity nor creationists!
                          It obviously doesn't represent the vast majority of Christians, but parody or no it's pretty close to what I've heard from the Creationists I've met.
                          "Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                            I can't help but be saddened that these kids will grow up with such appalling ignorance.
                            They should make first prize a full tuition scholarship to Bob Jones University.
                            - "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
                            - I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
                            - "... over 10 members raised complaints about you... and jerk was one of the nicer things they called you" - Ming

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                            • #59
                              Google is apparently a good Christian bussiness.

                              It seems this is a parody, thank god.

                              But then again, it's a very good one, because it's not far from the truth.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by BustaMike
                                OMG!!!

                                Thank you, that made my day.

                                As for whether it's real or not... eh, I can't tell. They do have a link advocating the shutdown of the Landover Baptist site which is known to be fake.

                                Ok, I've been reading thru it more and I think it's fake -


                                I dont think its fake.... WAY too much effort put in to be fake.

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