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  • #31
    SPeer... not everything is about liberals vs conservatives...
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #32
      And I'm not saying it isn't a parody site, either...Good grief, the one about the rodents is pretty funny, too!
      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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      • #33
        Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition.

        It would be like me saying evolution is false because of the X-men movie! Get real!
        'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
        G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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        • #34
          The origin of our cosmos/species?

          No-one knows for sure anyway.

          I put my bet on Darwin, personally.
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          • #35
            I think this just proves that God doesn't exist... because if He did, He'd have wiped us out by now...

            On the other hand, the fact that "uncle Steve" is still around doesn't bode well for the Natural Selection theory either...
            Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).

            I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...

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            • #36
              Originally posted by The diplomat
              Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition.
              I expect these kids to present science projects in line with science and not some ignorant mythical fantasy.
              It would be like me saying evolution is false because of the X-men movie! Get real!
              That's exactly the kind of crap they are presenting. And this isn't about attacking creationism, it's about making fun of stupid kids whose parents should be imprisoned for child abuse.
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by The diplomat
                Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition.

                It would be like me saying evolution is false because of the X-men movie! Get real!
                Even 4th and 5th Grade science projects must use good scientific method, however basic they may be.
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                • #38
                  Although I will admit... this much must at least be true... "and great fun was had by all in attendance."

                  I know I would have had a lot of fun.
                  Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).

                  I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                    And I'm not saying it isn't a parody site, either...Good grief, the one about the rodents is pretty funny, too!
                    It is, although it is apparently a convincing enough parody that it is hosted on a server which is supposed to support Christian ministries on the net...

                    Thing is, it's not that far off from reality. In many places.
                    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                    • #40
                      Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition.


                      (The rest of the site is pretty stupid too, if you didn't notice...and was it just me or was the Middle and High School grade projects just as bad?)
                      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Dom Pedro II
                        I think this just proves that God doesn't exist... because if He did, He'd have wiped us out by now...

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                          Even 4th and 5th Grade science projects must use good scientific method, however basic they may be.
                          Perhaps, but you know as well as I that most 4-5th grade science is very poor. It has nothing to do with evolution or creationism. It's just that in most cases, the public education system sucks.
                          'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
                          G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by The diplomat
                            Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition.

                            It would be like me saying evolution is false because of the X-men movie! Get real!
                            They use the X-Men movie as an example of "subliminal propaganda" supporting evolution.

                            and my fave line: "Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism"
                            The true nature of a man is shown by what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.

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                            • #44
                              actually, there are some "interesting" high-school projects there, too.

                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #45
                                That site IS a joke right??? RIGHT???
                                insert some tag here

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