Europe takes aim at U.S. space monopoly

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by red_jon
Wales is appalling. I should know.

Do they still bugger their sheep?

[Pekka]

And I BET these places suffer from the same thing as us too! Except that many of these are more known than us, but granted, little known too. And I said that I don't feel like a true Euro anyway. It was others that claimed to be the Euros, so THEY should be the ones knowing all about Europe.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Do they still bugger their sheep?

Is the sky blue?

[Pekka]

And I find it that the 'heart of Europe' should be the ones knowing the ins and outs of Europe. They are, after all, the heart of it. We, others, are just the funny countries surrounding it, in the south there is where are good beaches and good looking women that won't put out with outsiders, and in the east there are the commies, I mean the former commies that are poor. That is your vision (not yours personally, you are not ignorant yourself) of Europe. So it is not us who are the ones to blame, it is YOUUUUUU!

The little ones knows you, but you do not know us. So how can we truly be real Euros? Besides, the power of Europe, and the power held in EU no matter what you say is in the hands of the bigger ones. We get what is left, sometimes we even get to speak, but still you have to listen to us through translators. It is you, who should be aware what is around you. Because you are the loudest about Europe, so you should be educated in terms what is Europe. So that's why I say, European heart celebrates itself. And when they celebrate theirselves as true and the real thing, then they must be, as they are seen so around the world. We are only Europe by our borders. So there, you can have it .

Remember, other people have an excuse not to know us. European hegemony masters do not.

The most funny thing is, that true Europeans thinks they are true elite of them all AND thinks Americans are stupid especially in geography, not knowing anything about Europe, except where it is! Well neither do you! And they have an excuse, you do not!

[red_jon]

Pekka, are you just repeating the same thing over and over?

[Sandman]

Finland:

Part of Sweden for a long time, home of Ugric and later some Scandanivian people as well, if I remember correctly, the closest language to Finnish is Hungarian.

Sweden lost Finland to Russia, which owned it until the Russian Revolution, Finland declared and kept it's independence in the ensuing chaos.

Hammered the Soviets in the Winter War, although eventually pushed back by sheer weight of numbers. The skilled leadership of Mannerheim was invaluable. He's the only Finnish hero I know about. Helped during the German invasion of Russia, but you kept your demands modest, and got only the land the Soviets had taken in the Winter War.

Capital: Helsinki. Population: Single figure millions, 2-5 million? Home of the Nokia mobile phone company, formerly the Nokia toilet paper company, if the rumours are true. And the Moomins.

The point was to test YOUR knowledge of outlying European areas. Do you make a special effort to know everything there is to know about all the areas of Europe, so that of you go to, say, Cyprus, you don't create the same reaction that 'ignorant' euros create regarding Finland.

I think you're being oversensitive, myself. I'd much prefer to have Scotland as a reasonably blank slate, than to have to put up with the irritating misconceptions that dominate.

[red_jon]

Finland:

Cold. Possibly part of Russia.

[Drake Tungsten]

Is the sky blue?

Redfern's just mad because they won't **** him. Even sheep-****ers have some sense of pride.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Is the sky blue?

Redfern's just mad because they won't **** him. Even sheep-****ers have some sense of pride.

It is with great shame I admit I've done a Welsh bloke.

[Pekka]

red_jon, yes I am! Because it is hard for some to understand, because they are in the middle of it, how everyone else feels. And if you want unity, then you must know what others are about, what they want and who they are. Without that, there is no unity, and that's one reason why there is NO unity in Europe, and without unity, what is Europe anyway????!!!

And I repeat, I am not angry or anything like that, or accuse any of you fine people of this. I know you're the smart ones. But the rest? Uh oh...
I identify myself more being American, and I'm not!

And your small stupid leaders are the WORST! Chirac, anyone? He was very nice about the new coming members of EU, who had an opinion about something. But noooo 'you stupid. Don't want to be EU? Wanna be poor forever, you smelly little things?'.. Nice one! That shows what you really think about us. Not anyone of you personally. SO instead of unity, all we get is threats, and arrogant attitude.

When there was talks about unified defense.. no one bothered to ask us anything, Luxemburg, Belgium, France and Germany decided they'd be the core of it and the rest of them can shut it. That is very nice to do for a fellow Euro.

If Tony Blair ever thought about visiting us, it would be a big thing! We'd be like 'ooh Tony is here'. At least the activists would be excited, the point is we'd care! When our president would visit there, she'd be just the old bag who knows from where. So, why do you feel we should respect that? We are being nice about it and ignore the bad treatment. If we are not equal, then how can we surely be unified? And if we are not unified, how can we truly be equal? There is no unity.

And as for UK, it was what? 60%? of students who couldn't find our country in a survey, and man look at the map, it's not like we're 60 000 kilometers away from you. We're almost neighbours!
If true euros are elite, then how come they are not educated? Can elite people be that uneducated? I'm not talking about UK or any other country here, but individuals who claim to be true euros?

Also, everytime when Chirac or Schroeder speaks, they act like they speak for the whole damn Europe! You don't speak for us you maggots! Go and have sex somewhere else!

Besides, we need to be true to ourselves. What is Europe? Borderline communist, sissie definitely, and pinky lifting snobs. It hurts but it's the truth. So it's ok not to be TRUE EURO, because that would kind of suck too. I don't like to identify myself being sissie borderline commie anyway. Masters of diplomacy.. what did our diplomacy had resolved in some time? Nothing, absolutely nothing. We should do diplomacy, but we should dump the act of pinky lifting hypocrites and start showing some guts. Or we'll be failures forever.

If we were unified, if we had a common language (not literally) we would already have an army. But it will never happen, because we are too different! And next time when you think about it, please send us a fax, or give us a phonecall (yes we have working phones and faxmachines, we're not that backwards), why don't you ask how we feel and not say 'YOU SHALL BE PROTECTED BY US, KNEEL BEFORE US FOR YOUR FAITH IS IN OUR HANDS!'. Nice one, didn't work though.

EUROPE SUCKS! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! USA! USA! USA!

[Pekka]

SAndman, I wasnt accusing you of anything . As I said, I know folks in here are mostly educated and smart, and interested of things. It was the other people! BOO!

and if everyone else was even close to you guys in here, euros in here, I could say yeah I'm proud of being a euro and feel a connection. But you are just the small small small minority, adn you don't rule things . So there, keep the Europe! BOO BOO!
















ps. USA USA!

[Drake Tungsten]

It is with great shame I admit I've done a Welsh bloke.

Poor bastard. Must not've been able to find a sheep.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

It is with great shame I admit I've done a Welsh bloke.

Poor bastard. Must not've been able to find a sheep.

I tricked him. I just needed a helluva lot of cotton wool.

Pekka - have you been drinking/smoking/snorting?

[DinoDoc]

Redfern=slut

[red_jon]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Redfern=slut

Just cos I can get some whenever I want.

I believe that's called a 'player'