Should i ask Irene on a date?

[CorpusScorpius]

Just do like good ole Mick Dundee & grab Her crotch to make sure

[Ted Striker]

true, always check the hands

then the hips

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
The size of the hands and feet are a more reliable guide....but anyway........

Is that from experience?

[Ted Striker]

[Main_Brain]

Hooray.
Go You!

[Drake Tungsten]

Laz and the Gimp is the expert on these office romance matters - He's helped many young hopefuls. I hope he sees this thread.

I need your guidance, Laz, preferably localized to a Japanese officeplace.

[Bereta_Eder]

Ask her. Out. Even if it doesn't work out, she'll respect you for it.

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm not worried about asking her out. That's ****ing easy. I'm worried about the effects the practically inevitable break-up is going to have on my relations in the workplace. I don't want to make my time at work a living hell.

[Bereta_Eder]

I wasn't talking to you strumf.

[Q Classic]

effects of a practically inevitable breakup? make sure it's a good, clean one, with no bitter feelings.

dunno how likely that is. probably as easy as reentering the earth's atmosphere.

[Drake Tungsten]

I love you, paiktis.

dunno how likely that is. probably as easy as reentering the earth's atmosphere.

That's what I figured.

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by Firelad
Her name is Irene! Do you know what I'd do to date somebody named Irene??? Ask her out!
Lucky bastard

I have Hence I'm a bit partial in this thread. Proceed with caution.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I need your guidance, Laz, preferably localized to a Japanese officeplace.

What on? Feng Shui?

How about some background details, you daft bugger?

[Drake Tungsten]

How about some background details, you daft bugger?

Sorry.

The nurse at the school I work with is a very fit bird and I know she likes me, but I've stayed away up until now because I don't want to **** where I eat. I'm worried that going out with her will come back to bite me in the ass, since any relationship is almost assured to end eventually, after which I'll be known as the gaijin who broke the adorable young nurse's heart. No surer way to gain the ire of the ladies at work and probably most of the men.

With this in mind, I've been trying to stay away, but she sits right across from me and just looks so damn hot all the time. I know I can have it if I want it and my resolve is slowly weakening, so I'm trying to come up with an ingenious way to have my cake and eat it too.

The only option I can think of right now is to have a secret romance. I hear that's the tactic of choice in Japan, but I'm not really sure if it will work for me. The Japanese are amazing gossips and it's hard for me to buy groceries without being noticed, let alone carry on a secret relationship. I'm pretty sure we'll get found out very quickly, which doesn't really solve my problem.

Got any better ideas? I'd be grateful to hear them.

[Bereta_Eder]

Harakiri