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Oh, you object to the concept of a "pinnacle" itself. Yeah, it's pretty vague.
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This guy can get into some serious trouble with honest-to-god catoholics by callin Mary the "Queen of Harlots and Whores".
Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Not satirical at all. I've seen dozens of the printed versions of Chick tracts dumped on the street, in bus terminals and train stations, etc. He sells the printed ones, and then evangelical churches (the ones into Chick tracts anyway) have people give them out all over the place. They're pretty entertaining though.
They destributed them to my High school. ONe was about the horrors of premarital sex, and how the devil is just playing mind games to weed out the faithful from the heathens.
there were a few otehrs that were even more rediculous, but i have blocked them from memory. Very entertaining tho, all but the conservative christians had good laughs in and betwwen class the next day."I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Here are some tips how to pass on the gospel:
and my personal favorite:Attached FilesOriginally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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Great,Originally posted by Saras
Here are some tips how to pass on the gospel:
so we are doing good work in sharing the Comics over Apolyton
I hope it doesn´t matter, that noone here seems to get converted by them
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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Hmmmm, maybe a way to make some easy money, selling BS religious pamphlets to stupid people.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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www.dieselsweeties.com sells a t-shirt that reads, "Jesus helps me trick people."Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Maybe we should sell this one to People who hate Harry PotterOriginally posted by chegitz guevara
Hmmmm, maybe a way to make some easy money, selling BS religious pamphlets to stupid people.
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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These Chick guys should be restricted under whatever hate literature law it is out there.
I've seen them occasionally, yes, but I don't know anyone stupid enough to learn their religion from a ****ing comic book.meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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In our country, thank the founders, there are none.Originally posted by mrmitchell
These Chick guys should be restricted under whatever hate literature law it is out there.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Che--Thank God.
(And is it just me, or do the righteous people in all their "tracts" look like Gay Hitler?meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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God had nothing to do with it.
And yes, the righteous always look like dweebs. For the meek shall inherit the Earth.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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omg. I see those Chick publications laying around all over town. God I hate those. My personal favorite is Charlie's ants.Comment
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