Evolution never took place, here´s the proof

[Saras]

Originally posted by Azazel
"Gluons have never been proven to exist! They're a myth!"

While God is a well-documented, accepted by all fact.

Which one has the gluons?

[Proteus_MST]

Big Daddy is the one with the Gluons in it

[Az]

the 3rd one in Prometeus' post.


damn...

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet


But surely that site is satirical, right? Right?

Please say it is ... it sure as hell looks like it, but if there really are people that stupid out there I may have to kill them all with an automatic rifle and nobody wants that.

I must confess I wasn't sure how to take it.

[Saras]

What branch of protestants are these lunatics?

[MichaeltheGreat]

I would guess some form of Assembly of God, since they seem to be most into making up their own churches as they go along. Like Jimmy Swaggart.

[Proteus_MST]

Originally posted by Azazel
the 3rd one in Prometeus' post.


damn...

It´s Proteus.

Prometeus brought the Humans Fire,
I bring the Humans water

(not to be taken literally, but Proteus is a watergod of the Greek mythology. He is the shepherd of the Seals of Poseidon )

Originally posted by Saras
What branch of protestants are these lunatics?

Sounds like Jack sees himself as a direct Instrument of God. chosen to draw those comics to convert the heathen

http://www.chick.com/information/authors/chick.asp

And he (and his followers) believe the King James Bible to be the only true Version of the Bible and that all of the words in there are sent from god and free from Errors (and of course therefore must be taken lieterally )

http://www.chick.com/information/general/statementoffaith.asp

[Sava]

since they seem to be most into making up their own churches as they go along

That's what Protestantism is...

[Az]

Proteus, of course! I actually was thinking of prometheus at the time I was typing.

[Rogan Josh]

"Gluons have never been proven to exist! They're a myth!"

Yes they bloody well have!

[Odin]

Creationists are full of BS. Most creationists can't admit that humans aren't important, we are just one species of 100 million alive today and of countless numbers of species that are extinct (99.9% of species that ever lived are extinct). I wish trilobites would come out of the ground and chew up those creationists.

Gluons are what keep quarks together as protons and neutrons, they carry the Strong Nuclear Force and form the Yang-Mills field, so of course they exist.

[Gibsie]

"GOD CAME UPON HER AND SHE CONCEIVED"

x infinity

[DanielXY]

At first look I read the thread title as "Education never took place, ...". Now I see I was not mistaken.

[Az]

Originally posted by Proteus_MST
Hey, even if you are a Catholic, had an audience by the Pope and regularly attend the mass, you are a bloody heathen

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0082/0082_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp

the first one is especially hillarious. He points out that
the pope is worshipping the stutue of Mary, and then he draws god as some faceless dude?

[Giancarlo]

I nearly choked on some pretzels I was eating while reading that..

Its hilarious... This is one area I find myself in complete agreement with Odin in... now this isn't right..