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My mother or anybody else never taught me how to iron - I figured it out on my own...but then again, I am a REAL homosexual!____________________________
"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Poor Doc S. doesn't realize that polyester is in amongst the club set!"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!
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Trade Secret: 5-8 minutes in the dryer on low heat or tumble dry. You won't get the crisp crease that you want in dress pants, but everything else comes out fine."Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain
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ok boris..did you try the steam? how did it work? (i used to steam my formals before prom and what not)"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I believe my Irish component is responsible for the ironing.
Since it also seems responsible for the drinking, I hope the two responsibilities never meet.
I happily iron, even my partner's work shirts (although I draw the line at ironing underwear).
Ironing can be therapeutic- put some rosewater or orange blossom water in the water reservoir, breathe in the delicate perfume of freshly laundered and ironed clothes, preferably listening to some choice music on the Walkman or sound system- I find Grace Jones's 'Nightclubbing' or Bowie's rereleased 'Aladdin Sane' or Alberta Hunter's 'Amtrak Blues' make a great accompaniment.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Drake:
I can't iron, I'm a failure to my people.
Germans?
Now when you hear 'Iron' and 'Germans' in succession, what do you think of (think 20th Century please)
'Hurrah! Die Butter ist alle!'
which was used by Siouxsie and the Banshees as the cover for their single: Mittageisen
Reunion beginnt
mit einem Glas Quecksilber
Fernsehen flimmert
für noch eine Nachricht
Flinten beleucten die Augen
Der sitzenden Familie
"Metall ist stark, Metall will scheinen
verrostet nicht wenn geschmiert und rein"
"Metall ist stark, Metall will scheinen
Metall regiert in meinem Meister-Plan"
Mit mechanischem Rucken
pflücken die Taschen Uhrzähne
zum Mittagessen Freitag
im Rückprall sagt "Verzeihung
zurück muss ich kehren
meine liebe Maschinerie"
Es beherrscht unser Leben,
es bringt kein heil
Ich schreibe ein paar Zeilen
Das Wetter hier ist fein
Doch dröhnt es Tag und Nacht
Durch Lautsprecher
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...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
That's not my iron, I just grabbed a pic from the web. Smartass.We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.
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I can iron, but I usually get other people to do it for me.
Boris, could we have your gay lifestyle membership card back please? And the free towel too.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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