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  • #31
    Hmm... that's an interesting theory... if you try it, let me know how good that works.
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #32
      Re: I can't iron!

      Originally posted by Boris Godunov
      I'm a failure to my people!

      Gaaaaaaaaaaargh!
      Well then, it's polyester for you! Ah Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAA!
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #33
        Does this work?!


        Yes. Not as good as an iron, but surprisingly effective.
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
          You have no gifts of any kind.


          Says the man that couldn't find humor if it pinched him on the ass .
          I can pretend that was a good comeback if it makes you feel better.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #35
            How would you know if it was a good comeback or not?
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
              How would you know if it was a good comeback or not?
              Because I have a sense of humor in real life.
              I can answer it for you -- it's NOT.
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #37
                I thought it was alright. The "pinch on the ass" bit was a nice touch.
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                  They can pry my entrance card to Roxy out of my cold, dead, immaculate hands!
                  Oh sure, like they're going to give that card to some creep in polyester! Give it up man! You might as well volunteer to undergo faith based deprogramming. I know of a church or two that would be proud as punch to cure you of your alternate life style affliction. It's OK. It won't hurt a bit.
                  "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                  • #39
                    I thought it would have better had he said "it slapped him on the ass and called him its bottom *****."
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #40
                      Because I have a sense of humor in real life.


                      That I refuse to believe .

                      I thought it would have better had he said "it slapped him on the ass and called him its bottom *****."


                      I've been risque enough in this thread.... for now
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #41
                        I thought it would have better had he said "it slapped him on the ass and called him its bottom *****."


                        Agreed. Note that I only deemed the comeback "alright", akin to getting an "A" on your O.W.L.s.
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                        • #42
                          if u hung ur clothes while taking a shower to steam it... wouldnt u have to dry it again?

                          so then why not hang it while clothes are wet from laundry?
                          :-p

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Dr Strangelove


                            Oh sure, like they're going to give that card to some creep in polyester! Give it up man! You might as well volunteer to undergo faith based deprogramming. I know of a church or two that would be proud as punch to cure you of your alternate life style affliction. It's OK. It won't hurt a bit.
                            Poor Doc S. doesn't realize that polyester is in amongst the club set!
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #44
                              Really?

                              Now I know why I fear the club set!
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #45
                                Boris can't iron!?!?

                                Just what is our gay community coming to?! Next you'll tell us that you actually enjoy watching/playing sports! *shutter*
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