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  • I can't iron!

    I'm a failure to my people!

    Gaaaaaaaaaaargh!
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

  • #2
    Oh oh

    We'll hide you Boris!
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      And white men can't jump. So what of it?

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      • #4
        I'm a failure to my people!


        Germans?
        KH FOR OWNER!
        ASHER FOR CEO!!
        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
          Oh oh

          We'll hide you Boris!
          They can pry my entrance card to Roxy out of my cold, dead, immaculate hands!
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #6
            Get some help man! Think of the shame.
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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            • #7
              Ironer's Anonymous?
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                I'm a failure to my people!


                Germans?
                I believe my Irish component is responsible for the ironing.

                Since it also seems responsible for the drinking, I hope the two responsibilities never meet.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #9
                  You know... Drake's comment could be off-the-wall hilarious off-color joke... if you see it from my perverted view .
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    KH FOR OWNER!
                    ASHER FOR CEO!!
                    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                    • #11
                      I won't tell anyone, I swear .
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #12
                        What? is it "Sprockets" time?
                        If you don't like reality, change it! me
                        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                        • #13
                          Jesus Christ! Next minute Jesse Jackson will announce he's joined the Klan.

                          So much for you being gay; I'll send the Ted Nugent T-Shirt around in the morning.

                          Even I, who am as straight as an arrow and as domesticated as Rodney Dangerfield, can iron.

                          Actually when I was 18 my mother wanted to buy me an iron for Xmas; fortunately my father (RIP) intervened.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • #14
                            I actually have no idea what Imran is getting at; I'm just playing along as I love to tell hilarous, off-color jokes, even inadvertant ones.
                            KH FOR OWNER!
                            ASHER FOR CEO!!
                            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                            • #15
                              Drake:

                              I can't iron, I'm a failure to my people.

                              Germans?

                              Now when you hear 'Iron' and 'Germans' in succession, what do you think of (think 20th Century please)
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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