MARRIAGE: The ruination of woman?

[st_swithin]

Mrs Horse sounds like a big fat backmonkey.

You should drop that bag like a nun drops a bad habit.

We ain't got no steenking list here, Haymuncher! You're always welcome to be forgiven for ANYTHING, absolutely free of charge! All I gotta do is shake your hand and look in your eyes to know you're being HONEST. If you're lying, you will burn up like so much kindling on a bonfire beneath the feet of burning Witches.

I'd marry you myself if my heart were in the right place. Gotta have a heart before you can have an attack, right?

[Alexander's Horse]

Your time will come girl. One day you'll be madly in love with somebody and it will be all over red rover for you.

In fact I predict that given your rather jaundiced view of marriage you will end up married to a very conventional boy who will see it as his mission in life to change you for the better and you will be attracted to him for the stability and emotional security he brings to your life.

"he used to be a shy boy until I made him my boy" - that sort of thing. Probably an accountant.

Ah yes, I can see it now, "yes dear, no, dear", making his sandwiches, plumping his pillow.

Its all ahead of you girl.

*pats St_swithin on the head*

[FrostyBoy]

You should not go through life without having children.

You should not have children without the parents being married or under other religions/beliefs, be absolutely certain that you will not part the spouce/partner. (Basically, that's what marriage is designed for).

You should not get married unless you are to go through the best and worst with each other.

Marriage is not the problem. YOU (everyone who can't handle marriage) are the problem.

[Dinner]

Ah what the hell. Why not just pop out a few bastards and then go on public assistance. I hear it is all the rage in Sweden.

[Alexander's Horse]

Oh yeah - children. The little buggers just take over.

What amazed me about kids, and I was exactly the same, is their incredible sense of entitlement. They believe my whole purpose in life is to feed them, clothe them and entertain them, and increasingly to bankroll them for all their crap activities.

In frustration one evening recently I asked them how they thought Mummy and Daddy spent our time before they came along. They just stared at me blankly. Dead silence around the dinner table.

[st_swithin]

"I refuse to either contribute or condemn a single additional soul to a society which I myself completely find abhorrhent." -Miss Mina Murray, when asked on her feelings on having children.

Obviously, she hasn't seen Venice lately.

Ah what the he11. You're only young once, right?

[CorpusScorpius]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Oh yeah - children. The little buggers just take over.

What amazed me about kids, and I was exactly the same, is their incredible sense of entitlement. They believe my whole purpose in life is to feed them, clothe them and entertain them, and increasingly to bankroll them for all their crap activities.

In frustration one evening recently I asked them how they thought Mummy and Daddy spent our time before they came along. They just stared at me blankly. Dead silence around the dinner table.

Daddy has run out of money.....Daughter says no U just stick that plastic card in that machine over there Daughter also says I saw your ATM receipt b4 we left the house

[Ted Striker]

why would any one want to get married

folly

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by CorpusScorpius


Daddy has run out of money.....Daughter says no U just stick that plastic card in that machine over there Daughter also says I saw your ATM receipt b4 we left the house

So true - my kids also think if you run out of money you just go to the bank and they give you more.

I've been ticked off by my kids for not going to the hole in the wall when I run out of cash.

[Egbert]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
why would any one want to get married

So you can give a house and your kids to someone you hate.

[mrmitchell]

thank god this thread is joking. there are too many ****head feminazis out there who pump our college girls' brains full of **** like "marriage is rape" and male heteros need rape to live.

also, yes, divorce is too easily done these days--no one really thinks through. but evidently they didn't think through their marraige, what makes you think they'll think through their divorce?

[monkspider]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
why would any one want to get married

folly

Word

[JohnT]

Re: MARRIAGE: The ruination of woman?

Originally posted by st_swithin
It seems to me that a 'wedding contract' benefits the woman only upon death or successful gouging via divorce lawyer. So who benefits the rest of the time?

Marriage is for SUCKERS. It's a way to keep you strapped down to your chair via your testicles or your ovaries. At least testicles are already external. Ovaries are pretty small and are occluded by a great deal of flesh.

In Muslim countries, you can divorce a spouse by repeating 3 times:

I divorce you.
I divorce you.
I divorce you.

And that's it. It seems to me that marriage is a much more oppressive institution than any found in political organisations or corporations. In modern day USA, we are barely half a step above arranged marriages.

I really like the sound of that:
I divorce you.
I divorce you.
I divorce you.

In fact:
I divorce you.
I divorce you.
I divorce you.

I'm feeling much better already.

Here's what I think: To each his own. If you don't want to be married, don't get married and don't dump upon those who do.

[Saras]

Re: Re: MARRIAGE: The ruination of woman?

Originally posted by JohnT


Here's what I think: To each his own. If you don't want to be married, don't get married and don't dump upon those who do.

Amen, brother JohnT!

[Dis]

you are high girl

marriage only benefits the woman

there is no benefit to the man.

Alimony and child support are the biggest reasons.

And almost always the woman always gets custody of the kids. Even if the woman was the one cheating.

marriage is a great way to increase your personal wealth if you are a woman. and you can get a man to pay all of your debt. It's a win-win situation for a woman.