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A time for exciting adventures in the far East.
Hello Friends,
Well it looks as if fate and hard work have shined down upon a new path for my eyes, as I pack my bags for a new home abroad. I have been offered yet another opportunity to further my field education and overall experience by moving out east to a destination as large as they come in Canada - Toronto, Ontario.
Toronto is the most cosmopolitan city in the world, and is said to never sleep. Actually, I think I see some people turning their lights off in this picture to go to bed - c'mon guys, wake up! Rolllll... Just kidding.
Growing pains become apparent in all of our lives at one point or another, and unfortunately one thing I haven't been taught in med school is how to eliminate tension when living with others (*hint* - you simply can't because human beings are all DIFFERENT in the BRAIN. We all know this, and it is why people like Hitler are born).
In any case, it is time to grab hold of life and invest in a space which I can call my own, far far away from the current space which when personified I would say is anally violated daily. I, as all should - love the human beings who concieved me some 22 years ago... yet it has become evident that distance eventually becomes a prescription worth its weight in Hydromorphone when dealing with them. In any case - the University of Toronto is close by the neighborhood I plan to shortly move into, an institution that will hopefully prevent me from living under a soggy makeshift roof 3 (three) copies thick of the Toronto Sun and/or Herald.
Toronto is obviously also home to the CN tower and skydome - Wonders # 3 (three) and 6 (six) of the world respectively.
During my stay in this wonderful city, I will well busy myself with a part time job at the world famous "Guvernment" night club, as well as work at and possibly attend the downtown homeless shelter. This indeed may seem like quite a bit to swallow - almost as much as a warm spoonfull of Sulfa in the morning, but there is no reason for worry. You see Toronto is FULL of my family members and wonderful, caring individuals to take the edge off of working life with the brightest of Canadian attitudes.
Now hold on a second... I don't quite remember being told of this by the travel agent.
On top of which - Winter. What more can I say of the dreary and often horrific -50c (w/ windchill) tempests which plague the thin air of this otherwise fantastic Province? With Ontario on the same latitudicinal prescription as Northern California - Only sunny beaches and Palm trees the likes seen in Hollywood can be expected 365 per annum. Pardon my unprofessional mistakes in this topic of weatherology if I have so upset... but I am trained to heal people - unlike rain hurricanes and wind tornadoes which harm them.
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As any serious individual who has taken their 7.5 mg of Olanzepene can tell - I am rightly excited. So wish me well in this journey, just under 2 weeks away...
Enjoy,
-Doc
Well it looks as if fate and hard work have shined down upon a new path for my eyes, as I pack my bags for a new home abroad. I have been offered yet another opportunity to further my field education and overall experience by moving out east to a destination as large as they come in Canada - Toronto, Ontario.
Toronto is the most cosmopolitan city in the world, and is said to never sleep. Actually, I think I see some people turning their lights off in this picture to go to bed - c'mon guys, wake up! Rolllll... Just kidding.
Growing pains become apparent in all of our lives at one point or another, and unfortunately one thing I haven't been taught in med school is how to eliminate tension when living with others (*hint* - you simply can't because human beings are all DIFFERENT in the BRAIN. We all know this, and it is why people like Hitler are born).
In any case, it is time to grab hold of life and invest in a space which I can call my own, far far away from the current space which when personified I would say is anally violated daily. I, as all should - love the human beings who concieved me some 22 years ago... yet it has become evident that distance eventually becomes a prescription worth its weight in Hydromorphone when dealing with them. In any case - the University of Toronto is close by the neighborhood I plan to shortly move into, an institution that will hopefully prevent me from living under a soggy makeshift roof 3 (three) copies thick of the Toronto Sun and/or Herald.
Toronto is obviously also home to the CN tower and skydome - Wonders # 3 (three) and 6 (six) of the world respectively.
During my stay in this wonderful city, I will well busy myself with a part time job at the world famous "Guvernment" night club, as well as work at and possibly attend the downtown homeless shelter. This indeed may seem like quite a bit to swallow - almost as much as a warm spoonfull of Sulfa in the morning, but there is no reason for worry. You see Toronto is FULL of my family members and wonderful, caring individuals to take the edge off of working life with the brightest of Canadian attitudes.
Now hold on a second... I don't quite remember being told of this by the travel agent.
On top of which - Winter. What more can I say of the dreary and often horrific -50c (w/ windchill) tempests which plague the thin air of this otherwise fantastic Province? With Ontario on the same latitudicinal prescription as Northern California - Only sunny beaches and Palm trees the likes seen in Hollywood can be expected 365 per annum. Pardon my unprofessional mistakes in this topic of weatherology if I have so upset... but I am trained to heal people - unlike rain hurricanes and wind tornadoes which harm them.
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As any serious individual who has taken their 7.5 mg of Olanzepene can tell - I am rightly excited. So wish me well in this journey, just under 2 weeks away...
Enjoy,
-Doc
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