A time for exciting adventures in the far East.

[FrustratedPoet]

Best of luck Zylka you ****ing lunatic!

[st_swithin]

Bye Zylka! Don't forget to post to us once in a while from Toronto!

[Agathon]

Oh ****!

He's coming to U of T. Call the police!!!!!!!

Well at least I can wander around campus playing "Spot the Zylka".

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by Lorizael
This new Zylka is strange.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Richelieu

It's alright for you, he's not landing on your patch.

[Felch]

As hilarious as always. Best of luck to you.

[Az]

I'll second what Felch has said.

[Zylka]

Friends,

I will indeed be back online in my new home posting at least a few times a week! There is no "good bye" theme here so much as letting you know I just might suddenly dissapear, but am definitely coming back.

Where else would you go for your essential prescriptions? Abandon you, my patients? Of course not...

-Doc

[JohnT]

Enjoy yourself in Toronto. And be careful.

[monolith94]

Hey Zylka, what's the best way to get good cheap sex, in your distinguished medical opinion?

[JohnT]

Originally posted by monolith94
Hey Zylka, what's the best way to get good cheap sex, in your distinguished medical opinion?

Date Asher!

[Zylka]

Greetings Monolith,

Thank you for seeking my advice in your current dilemma. I must, however warn you that I am about to become as heated as I ever have in lecturing you that prostitution is a DANGEROUS and outright irresposible trade - for both the buyer and business(most often)woman.

Paying for sex, although technically legal in certain forms in Canada - is a highly unethical and quite degrading way to treat your "partner", and yourself. Most prostitutes who are working the streets (and often the legit "call" girls) are indeed heavily addicted to drugs - which is what your money would be supporting. To make the situation worse (for street girls), the "John" or "customers" pay keeps the "prostitute" or "hoe-bag" locked in abusive lives with their "owners" or "Sugar-Daddies".

The risk of contracting STDs such as HIV in this act are compounded as well - some of which you can still contract even when using a condom (ie. genital warts). In any case, if you so feel desperate and low enough to solicit sex... generally stay away from the nickel and dime "industrial park whores" and rather solicit the $180/ half hour "phone sluts". The latter tend to be of cleaner variety, promoted by the "services" themselves - and the last thing you want to push into is a female genitalia covered in 17 (seventeen) separate sores and blisters on a dollar hag (although this general rule was turned right upside down to slap me in the face one night when I hadn't ordered Chelsea in a few months... what WERE they thinking to keep her working like that?)

Now, since we're agreed that paying a woman for sex is outright appalling, dishonest, disrespectful and simply outright risky - I will offer you a safe and mature alternative. If you have a LEGAL prescription of cocaine HCl, OxyContin, high grade Desoxynal etc... Treat a young lass of your fancy to a generous portion whilst "hanging out" one night - this may be at a summer Bar-B-Q, a local pub, or a "house party" as they have recently come to call them. Now above all, remember to be firm in letting her know that you can't afford to give her any more than that.

If the party is a lengthy one (ranging from at least 2 hours remaining for using oxycontin, to approximately 12 minutes or your showing off a white baggy in the case of cocaine HCl) - she with any luck will come back to you incredibly attracted, flirtatious, and often ready and willing to have sex on the spot. I am not entirely sure how this phenomena works, but sociology is not entirely my field of research.

Remember to play SAFE,
-Doc

[Ted Striker]

Remember to play SAFE,

[Dinner]

I like the new Zylka better.

[monolith94]

I wasn't implying prostitution - that's yucky.

What about for people who are squeamish about drugs?