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Originally posted by Ted Striker
Who are you Jack Osbourne?!?!?!
Who are you Jack Osbourne?!?!?!
No, but my sisters have compared him to me and found very few differences...
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No, but my sisters have compared him to me and found very few differences...
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If life sucks, then I want to be a dustball...
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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Life is what you make of it. If life sucks, then change your attitude/perspective/goals. If life is great, then you're doing the right things that matter to you in your life.
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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GO TO OPRAH! GO TO OPRAH!
(I've always wanted to say that.)-30-Comment
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Try experimenting with illicit substances. I recommend acid. Then get skanky young girls to join you. It's not cheating if you are hallucinating during the act.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Life suckseh? You need to work on avoiding prostate cancer.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Incitatus! I knew that was you!-30-Comment
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I still havent gotten my hair cut.
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