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  • Soviet joke!

    This is a letter from the Komsomol (Communist Youth) containing a list of bands that have bad ideological content, dated 1985.
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    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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    No. 11 is AC/DC. They are banned for neofascism and violence. LOL! :LOL:
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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    • #3
      Re: Soviet joke!



      A troll obviously aimed at me....But it's pretty bad.

      Even Ned gets me more riled up
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      • #4
        Re: Re: Soviet joke!

        Originally posted by Tassadar5000


        A troll obviously aimed at me....But it's pretty bad.

        Even Ned gets me more riled up
        You have a very high opinion of yourself
        Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
        Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
        Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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        • #5

          I would like to see a translation of this to English. If I understand it correctly, most of the bands/artists are nazis, including Iron Maiden but not Donna Summer (who is bad because?)
          The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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          • #6
            Is that a list from Radio Yerevan?
            “Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)

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            • #7
              You'll have to give a few more translations. All I can work out are the B-52's at No. 2.
              "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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              • #8
                24. Donna Summer - erotism?
                The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                • #9
                  25. Tina Terner - seks
                  Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                  - Paul Valery

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                  • #10
                    Even better 16. Scorpions - violence
                    Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                    - Paul Valery

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                    • #11
                      Top ten....

                      1. Sex Pistols
                      2. ....what Paul said
                      3.
                      4. The Clash? (Klesh )
                      5. Stranglers
                      6. KISS
                      7. ?
                      8. Styx
                      9. Iron Maiden
                      10. Judas Priest

                      nacilie= Nazis???

                      Edit: 3. seems to be Madness (like the whole list )
                      Blah

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                      • #12
                        Using Altavista's Babelfish service, I've worked out that 3. is....Madness!
                        "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                        Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                        • #13
                          13. Black Sabbath - violence?
                          19. Pink Floyd - ?
                          20. Talking Heads - ?
                          29. Ramones - Drugs?
                          30. Van Halen (?) - Antisoviet?
                          31. Julio Iglesias - Neofascism?
                          38. Blondie - Drugs, violence?

                          The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                          • #14
                            26. is Dzanhior of English?
                            "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                            Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                            • #15
                              You mean danior?
                              Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                              - Paul Valery

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