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  • I took a trip to the suburbs...

    Yeah I crossed the border between West Philly and Lower Merion and damn was I shocked...

    see, I've actually been to the suburbs before but the suburbs I've been too were Camden and Cheltenham. Everybody knows about Camden but Cheltenham isn't that known except for having a mall that is considered the best for sneaker shopping in the north-east (according to some basketball magazines). Basically to sum Cheltenham up, there was once an attempted armed robbery of a foot locker there but the robber was shot to death by a customer (!) who was packing... so Cheltenham with its run-down rowhomes, etc. aint really the suburbs.

    Lower Merion on the other hand is extremely wealthy. The houses there was massive with huge lawns and backyards... for real, how does it feel to have a lawn? I mean like do kids usually play on it and do they have fights about whose lawn they'll play on? it's weird as ****... do they ever play out on the street? and aint it a ***** to have to cut that lawn all the time? here, the biggest lawns people got usually are small 5 foot by 5 foot plots. and some of the houses were wooden!

    Also the side-walks was amazingly clean with none of the usual scraps of trash, paper, bottles, plastic beer cups, cigarettes, and roach clips... but the weird **** was that there was no public trash cans out on the street! even in philly, we got them all over and though they never really get emptied by the city, they are at least there... and still, our streets are dirty as hell... but over there, there are no trash cans yet the streets are clean?! and whats with there being no sneakers hanging from telephone wires?

    As I expected, I didn't see a single ethnic minority... but I barely even saw people period. There was two people walking their dogs and no one else really. I'm used to seeing a dozen people hanging around on every corner but people up in the suburbs must be spending all their time indoors or something, right?

    Also, oddly there was no churches... here, you can't go down any two-lane street too far before running into a church or a jahovah's witness meeting hall but over there there was no churches... instead there was a synagogue, a jewish temple, and something called a jewish academy... hmm...

    When I hit their main street with some stores on them, i was surprised by the lack of a corner food store... i was kind of wondering what it'd be like not being run by Indians, Asians, or puerto ricans, but there was none! how do you people buy your food?! it must be miles to the nearest supermarket! also of note was some store called the "Jewish Holiday Store"... hmm...

    amazingly, the cars there weren't that great... I honestly see more benzes, bmws, range rovers, escalades, etc. in the city.

    but anyway, that sums up my little trip to the suburbs... odd place and i did get the distinct feeling that one woman walking her dog crossed the street when she saw me...

    but yeah so i visited the suburbs... only makes me hate it more. and what was with all the jewish things? i always thought there was more jewish people in the cities than outside of them


    thanks
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  • #2
    did your legs get tired?

    and there are far more jewish people inside of the cities than outside them, I know many jewish people here in DC and not a one in Washington or Oregon

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    • #3
      oh yeah the fire hydrants were either yellow or silver! what the hell is that?!
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      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #4
        One big advantage to the suburbs as opposed to the city is parking. It's damn near impossible to park inside Pittsburgh.
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        • #5
          I'm moving to Songpa-gu, which is the Korean version of slightly upper middle class.

          It's great, trees, parks, huge appart, no anmas, no soju jeep every 5 feet, no beer tents, no dancing girls, no pools of dried vomitus everywhere, no public pissing facing traffic, no drunks passed out everywhere...let's here it for bourgeois snobbery!

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          • #6
            Black Dragon:

            there was in increase in parking ticket fines... apparently, it was found that it was cheaper to park on the side-walk or double park or park in a restricted area and get a ticket then spend money for a spot in a parking lot... so the city upped the fines...
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              People who live in cities are whack.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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              • #8
                Asher:

                Yo Momma!

                did you miss me, sweetie? how has your life been? sorry for not coming around the past few days
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #9
                  I met Zylka.
                  We met in the city.
                  It was whack.
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                  • #10
                    you did for real? he took you clubbing or something?
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      Hey Albert, I was wonfering, how often do you get a chance to get out of Philly? I don't mean just out into suburbs, but actually going someplace. I think it would do you good to get out of the city, take a roadtrip, and see some of the rest of the country that isn't Philadelphia.
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                      • #12
                        deffinitely

                        I agree

                        it is good for the soul to leave the cities

                        I need to get out of college park

                        Jon Miller
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Albert Speer
                          you did for real? he took you clubbing or something?
                          Yeah, for real. We just went and watched the fireworks, then I drove him home.

                          He wanted me to come on a pub crawl with him tonight, but I work in like 6 hours (which is why I should go to bed).

                          I'll probably end up doing more **** with him, cool guy.
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                          • #14
                            Black Dragon and Jon:

                            nah i got no interest in going anywhere far especially as i dont got the pocket money to do anything like that. i'll stay going to cheltenham every week and fooling around that mall... now thats a suburbs i'm used to


                            Asher:

                            so i take it he don't be popping pills as much as he says he does?
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Albert Speer
                              Asher:

                              so i take it he don't be popping pills as much as he says he does?
                              Actually, he's not lying.

                              He's still an awesome guy, though.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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