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  • #46
    Originally posted by monolith94
    Good relationships are all about sharing, Asher...

    Tisk tisk tisk...
    I agree.

    What're you tisk tisking me for, I haven't even said anything about who is what.

    I'm an equal-opportunity ****er of ****ing ****es.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Asher
      You assume too much...
      Tell the news to GP quickly, he was curious
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #48
        Just think Spiff, if this was in the Mac forum you would've gotten +1 for asking about Asher's butt-cherry.
        KH FOR OWNER!
        ASHER FOR CEO!!
        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
          Just think Spiff, if this was in the Mac forum you would've gotten +1 for asking about Asher's butt-cherry.

          I don't care, I have an avatar :Provoke:
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Asher

            Actually in another thread today I also gave my middle name.

            It's not like you're some mystery guy either.
            Now who's the stalker? I never went trolling around the internet to find you. What are you, some kind of pervert???

            Terrible picture of me though; the reason being that I took it myself by holding the camera out in front of my face.
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Spiffor

              Since you didn't pop your butt cherry yet, I have no choice but to say Agathon
              Are you calling me a poof, bro? Where I come from that's sufficient cause for duelling pistols at dawn (we are a backward, rural, bunch).

              I'm shocked to learn I'm gay. I suppose I'll have to break it to my wife, and my favourite ewe.
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Agathon
                I'm shocked to learn I'm gay. I suppose I'll have to break it to my wife, and my favourite ewe.
                Don't worry, you and your wife will get used to it
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #53
                  Your ewe won't get used to it, however; I bet she won't even believe you. A Kiwi turning down sex with a sheep? Preposterous!
                  KH FOR OWNER!
                  ASHER FOR CEO!!
                  GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Spiffor

                    Don't worry, you and your wife will get used to it
                    But think of the poor animals, man!!!!
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                      Your ewe won't get used to it, however; I bet she won't even believe you. A Kiwi turning down sex with a sheep? Preposterous!
                      Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep?
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #56
                        Your ewe will find another lover. Stop worrying like that
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Spiffor
                          Stop worrying like that
                          Terrible pun. You owe us all five bucks for making us read it.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • #58
                            Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep?


                            kiwi = small, flightless bird native to New Zealand

                            Kiwi = sheep-raping hominids who immigrated to New Zealand

                            Capitalization makes all the difference.

                            BTW, congrats to everyone involved in this thread. NASA computer benchmarks to bestiality in two pages? Good show!
                            KH FOR OWNER!
                            ASHER FOR CEO!!
                            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                              Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep?


                              kiwi = small, flightless bird native to New Zealand

                              Kiwi = sheep-raping hominids who immigrated to New Zealand
                              Sheep raping hominid? That's about the nicest thing anyone's ever called me. Let's use SRH from now on.

                              BTW, congrats to everyone involved in this thread. NASA computer benchmarks to bestiality in two pages? Good show!
                              Damn, I was going to say that.
                              Only feebs vote.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Agathon
                                Terrible pun. You owe us all five bucks for making us read it.
                                what
                                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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