Monkspider's Fun Corner: Impersonate your favorite Poly members!

[BeBMan]

@ this thread

[BeBMan]

Speer

"How could one possibly impersonate people?

Thanks"

[Solver]

Sigh of relief, I'm too strange to be impersonated .

KrazyHorse:

Actually, no. Here's how it works.

In order to work with the largest values for starship mass and Field electron velocity (as a function of Field voltage), let's assume a vessel 100 feet in diameter. First, calculate such a vessel's total relativistic mass at a velocity which corresponds to its Field electron collision speed: the reason being that it will be interesting to see what happens when the starship reaches a velocity which a reactionary ion-thrusted rocket, having the same exhaust speed, couldn't possible exceed.

The next step will be to compute the starship's expected foreshortening in the direction of travel, according to the Lorentz contraction which is an inevitable consequence of relativity. This 'shrinking' of the vessel's length along its axis of velocity may be figured according to the most fundamental factor or expression in relativity theory, which is sometimes called the FitzGerald ratio. This factor, usually designated as t (tau), is equal to (1 - v2/c2)1/2 and is used in any calculation of relativistic mass or time dilation.

[Asher]

All of the people who've impersonated me played off the same joke.

[Kidlicious]

@ Sloww doing MtG

[Az]

Solver: shut up. I've just had a test on this.

[SlowwHand]

Imran:

If it's such a great day for baseball, why stop at 2 ?
I'll tell you why.
It's because the democrats have to find someone willing to work hard enough to play even 1.

[Stefu]

Sava:

Originally posted by someone who clearly isn't Sava
And in conclusion, I've came to the conclusion that some Republicans in fact do not like to suck on the blood of freshly-born babies, thus concluding my theory conclusively.

Right... because we all know that Republicans never desire the blood of a mewling infant...

[Solver]

Originally posted by Azazel
Solver: shut up. I've just had a test on this.

Means you can understand that, maybe ?

[Az]

yep.

[Solver]

Oops .

[Az]

but we use gamma, which equals gamma=1/tau.

[GePap]

Lady in Pink eats funnestest cereal

www.obscurething.net/pink/cereal/lady/funk.html

LADYPINK: this is great cereal. I wonder why it is not yellow?
BOB: Yellow is an evil color, must never eat it.
LADYPINK: Yellow is the color of my father. You are insane.
BOB: I ate yor father and became pink. Thus yellow is evil.
LADYPINK: you will die tommorrow.

Ladypink surely must eat another cereal. Hopefully Bob can see how wrong he is.

-- Stefu.

[Solver]

but we use gamma, which equals gamma=1/tau.

Hey, if you want to wash my brains, use ICQ .

[SpencerH]

GePaP

The Bush asmidistration hhas show n its duplicity onec aganin with its most receent actions in Iraq.

Boris

The 2nd aria in the third act of Paganini is without a doubt (i.e. I will accept no contradiction) the most magnificent ever written by a non-germanic composer.