Monkspider's Fun Corner: Impersonate your favorite Poly members!

[GePap]

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--DanQ

[Shi Huangdi]

[monkspider]

This guy was a little before my time, but I will give it my best shot.

------Civnation
Welcome friends! As a triple major at Harvard and Yale, I clearly cannot be impersonated, especially by the likes of demonic gays, or godless leftists. It is absolutely impossible. Any attempts at doing so would be woefully mediocre.

[GePap]

I know this is my third thread for the day, sorry, but I just had to ask, why does God hate to impersonate me, and allows all these bad things to happen to my impersonators?

--Vesayen.

[Lorizael]

These are great. Thankfully, I don't post enough to be impersonated.

[Kramerman]

ITS GOING TO BE ANOTHER VIETNAM!!!

[GePap]

Bah! Your feebleminded relativistic impersonations are clearly incorrect, as someone with so much experience travelling can tell you, and in NZ, we impersonate much better

--Agathon

[ixnay]

Don't blame me for this bad impersonation

-Skanky Burns

[GePap]

Ha, you boys and your silly impersonations!

--LTEC!

[Kramerman]

I took dump on bears chest and then slapped him in face before eating him with a spoon

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Pekka

[Kramerman]

The Mig 17 could shoot down a f-22 anyday. The mig has 200 missiles and is stealth, while the f-22 cant even take off the ground . Russians are such better warriors than americans. we died 15 million warriors in wwii. what americans die? 2000? 3000? americas are clearly worse warriors. i know this for fact. we could have beat nazis without US help at all.

american warriors are weak. and china will never take Siberia back!

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Serb

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You impersonate me because you want to be me, eurocom.

- Bob Dornan

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I do not impersonate, because impersonators are liars and I do not lie like a Romanian.

- Michael Jeszenka.

[Shi Huangdi]

sijly apoolytiners! emparsonaation of da Boshko iz tje unposibbble thing!

tiime for moore beer

-Boshko

[Kramerman]

The M-16a2 assault rifle is ****, even though it was an incredible advance over the M-16a1 of the Vietnam era. It is still superior despite the fact they both shared the common 5.56mm m-236 Nato round, which obviously means there is no difference in ballistics of the same round. The superior .45 APC m1911a1 browning automatic pistol unfortunately was retired in order to conform with NATO and use the 9mm parabellum sidearm ammunition in the berreta M9. Both of these weapons system can be used to great effect to kill those *****es in Iraq. The *****es there like the 7.62mmx39mm kalishnokov AK-47 assault rifle, or the 5.45mm AK-74.

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MichaeltheGreat