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Az · July 5, 2003, 03:51

You know, UR, you'd think that after the latest glitches in the Linux BSD kernel, you would be quiet and stop criticizing WinXP's security flaws. Also, WinXP is the most adapted to the new generation of Ultra-fast Intel Processors, which are obviously way better than AMD when run on all grafics tests, esp. that new nVidia card, that... blah blah blah blah.

-Asher.

**Stefu** · July 5, 2003, 04:04

This thread impersonation is soulless establishment crap that completely lacks a groove and a good beat. Everyone who like it is a boring idiot who also must love progressive music.

- - Buck Birdseed

That's just wrong.

Because it's wrong.

Y'all don't know anything about anything do y'all boy?

- - Slowwhand

Codswallop bollocks knackered bangers rogering jobsworth. You are all arselickers and whoremongers.

- - Laz & The Gimp

Can someone explain me something I just can't understand? I live in a Philadelphia ghetto.

- Albert Speer

**Urban Ranger** · July 5, 2003, 04:42

Re: Monkspider's Fun Corner: Impersonate your favorite Poly members!

Monkspider:

Comrade UR, I love you man

, even though you are seriously mistaken in spiritual issues.

GP:

Finance weenie!

Rah:

My current job is excellent, I spend half my time managing and half tinkering with technology.

Rah
You think I am kidding?

monolith94:

PC users can wipe my ass!

**Nubclear** · July 5, 2003, 05:23

Re: Re: Monkspider's Fun Corner: Impersonate your favorite Poly members!

THREAD: OMG OMG

YAVOON

lololol OMG OMG u s|_|><0RZ HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!111111111 1

ZYLKA

lololol OMG OMG u s|_|><0RZ HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!111111111 1

Like d00d, chill and take some ZYPREXA

FEZ

You provide no evidence......YOU PROVIDE NOTHING!!! Yet you want to destroy capitalism.....you criminal

PANAG

You provide no evidence......YOU PROVIDE NOTHING!!! Yet you want to destroy capitalism.....you criminal

hi ,

what are you talking about......

have a nice impersonation day

TASSADAR

what are you talking about......

You know exactly what hes talking about

Why are Americans so stupid?

Oopsies, Panag. Tripped you at your own game

SHI

Tassadar, your simply a child. I mean, come now. Acting nationalistic?

Plus, you don't live in Pittsburg. Need I say more?

THE ISRAELI WITH THE NAME BEGINNING WITH AZ

Tass, your an anti-semite commie bastard. Nothing you say is credible here

MING

HEY.....

Drop the personal attacks right now....Or else you'll all get a free vacation to Mingapulco

Ming

AGATHON

AZ, You just say that cause you use Winblowz.

http://www.onekilotoncomputermagazin...uslypromac.com <----See? This proves that the computational rate of the Mac when it comes to processing 64-Bit interdemonsional polar kernel shell DLLs in Photoshop 6.2090 is .294086 seconds than it takes for Windows to do the same thing.

HA!

ASHER

shell DLLs in Photoshop 6.2090

In PHOTOSHOP 6.2090?

Sorry, but that program is designed SPECIFICALLY for Macs....Try something a LITTLE more balanced like MSPAINT.

http://www.microsoftspuppetnewsorganization.com/stevejobbsucks

See? This shows Stever Weener (haha, aren't I so clever?) trying to display Mac OSY 2906.2098406982 at the International Computer Technological Advancement Association of the Region of Kanada but if you look closely, you'll see that hes not using a 286TB Kernel Kore Komponent but a cheap java-like ripoff 296.19632 ROM Shell swapfile!!!

How can one rip off the masses like this?

SPEER

286TB Kernel Kore Komponent

Whoa dude, are you racist or something? Why is it that every white is racist?! I think we should lock em all up....Hey...I should start a thread on that.

RAH

Cya in a week, Asher

PEKKA

Hahahha!! With Asher gone, our plans to finally take Karelia back will come to fruitation!!!

WORLD, LOOK OUT FOR FINLAND, 4TH BEST COUNTRY AT MATH!!!!!

SERB

Sorry Pekka, I don't think so

The Russian F2906 Fighter-Bomber Jet can fly up to a distance of 2906 miles while carrying Type 2906 bombs attached to Type 1603 missiles attached to the plane and still remain undetected. Nothing Finland or even America has can ever beat the glory of Russia

And then you have to consider that Russia also has 29656 Caliber Kilovanov Machine Guns which would annihalate you if you ever even tried invading, and our Nadashadayerasa Tank can load 290 mini-level 1063 CLASS A nuclear warheads and fire them at a rate of 123 per second, which could level an entire army in a minute.

HELSINKI WILL BE OURS!!!

JohnT

Sorry to interupt, but do any of you by chance of baby pictures?

JohnT

Sorry to interupt, but do any of you by chance of baby pictures?

Well, I said I wouldn't upload any more pictures, but...

*Cute Chubby Baby Picture*

SARAS

Our genetically superior Estonian-Lithuanian babies are much cuter than yours

*Equally Cute Chubby Baby Picture*

STEFU

*Baby with 10 legs*

SLOWWY

Haha! That looks like Tass' cat!!!

UberKrux

Sorry, but JohnTs picture is better. Whites are a genetically superior ra....EDITED BY MING: Cya in a week

MichaeltheGreat

Speaking of which...Did I ever tell you guys why the South will rule all someday?

Well....One day I was out on the farm, and I saw this guy mowing my lawn for me. I yelled out to him "Hey fella!" and he yelled back "How ya'll doin?". It was then I realized..The South will someday dominate all. You silly Yanks dont follow? I'll put it in an easy to understand way: Our speech is more efficent. You guys have to put up the grammer and spellling, but we don't. We can make mistakes, we don't have to be ULTRAPORFECT. So, we'll dominate you. Want me to provide some evidence?

http://www.somedomainijustbairlyregistered.com/southernsuperior

Urban Ranger

I'm offended by that comment. MING!!!!

PAIKTIS

Evil Turk!!!!

MARKG

...

**Urban Ranger** · July 5, 2003, 05:34

Tassadar5000:

Down with evil ad banners!

They are corrupting the morals of my 6 year old son!

**Kramerman** · July 5, 2003, 06:18

@ Tass. I like how you impersonated yourself very well

how long did that impersonation thread take you?

**Spiffor** · July 5, 2003, 07:48

Tass. Excellent impersonation thread !

**Provost Harrison** · July 5, 2003, 08:47

Boddington's:

I do a degree in economics you know. All women should be put in hareems, all wogs deported back to fuzzy wuzzy land and the poor turned into glue and Soylent Green. Long live the BNP!

*End Is Forever*:

The conservatives are right, they should bring back the death penalty for criticising Margaret Thatcher...but even so I am really liberal, look, I think people should have gay, interracial relationships by law! Long live the tories, even though I don't agree with them really! It's a job isn't it?

*cry*

F**k, I'm so emo!

---

Az · July 5, 2003, 08:50

@provost

"****, I am so emo"....

Az · July 5, 2003, 08:54

THE ISRAELI WITH THE NAME BEGINNING WITH AZ

Tass, your an anti-semite commie bastard. Nothing you say is credible here

( Never called you an anti-semite, though.

)

**Seeker** · July 5, 2003, 09:02

"....using Wolf AP ammo in a AR-15 will cause unnecessary chamber friction and barrel droop. As a former ELINT007XXX I know this from experience. Of course as a certified AP level T1000 Commando, I always barrel sight with perfect accuracy...."
MtG

"....ELINT007XXX? What is that, some kind of ARMY designation? You know what they say about the ARMY..."
MidShipMan

"...UR, look at these obviously biased and ludicrous benchmark tests.(massive graph graphic) Then look at this graph projecting the increase in Intel processing power vs AMD (massive graph graphic). I'd make a joke about how sad it is to see AMD fall so low, but you know that I only read technical manuals".

"Russia has completely ended the Chechen conflict. Our incredible high tech air force, which is totally modern and up to date, kicked all those rebel butts. Come to Russia and try our 'pizdyvatya??'!!

"Y'all can say whatever you like, but I won't believe until a Texan says it"

"I'm really thinking of trying out for an elite international sauna commando force. Do you want hear my new techniques for ****ting in the woods?

"That's just what a democrat would say. They were plainly benefiting from the results of the last Republican presidency. Look at this link www.catoinstitute.org"

"USA! USA! USA! Did you guys seem Big Bad Bushie flying that mean F-16?? He's gonna kick Iraqi AZZ!!"

"I am Hypercalafragulistic Calvinist with a Post Ante Deletia- Millenial Schatology. I am currently working with high placed Republics to bring America back to god, starting with those disobedient children you heretics love so much. If God wants you to suffer, that Good, because Good is always good"

"Back when I was a kid, we respected our elders and carried Jesus in our hearts. There was no such thing as teen pregnancy and no woman was ever beaten who didn't deserve it. After all the Man is the Head of the Woman as Jesus is the Head of the Church...you'll understand when you...grow up....get a job....get a real job....have kids....have teenagers...."

"And now some pictures of me. C'mon now....who is the cutest gay teenager?? ACKNOWLEDGE ME!! (pic pic pic) Look at those eyes....do you think I'm fat?"

"yeah, germany and france are going through some minor structural readjustments, but when you analyze real GDP vs gross US household debt, you'll see that America is in fact completely broke and will be sold off at auction sometime in the next year after the (housing, credit, debt, corp bond, energy, equity) bubble bursts"

"HELP! Support your local marijuana grow operation! You'll never believe what happened the last time I went out for promix..."

"You think I am a fascist well you are wrong and also stupid. Why? Because of all the illogical crap you post. If Franco was alive today he would be a Republican....and you stupid Communists would think that's a bad thing!!!

PS I'm gay....look at these pics of me in leather military style uniforms. Does this riding crop match my eyes? My grandfather was personally spanked with it by Benito Mussolini"

Az · July 5, 2003, 09:17

/me chockes on Seeker's last comment.

people are banned here for dissing the close relatives of other posters.

**MrFun** · July 5, 2003, 13:19

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

--- MTG

**Shi Huangdi** · July 5, 2003, 13:25

Plus, you don't live in Pittsburg. Need I say more?

What a terrible impersonation of me. I would never spell Pittsburgh incorrectly.

**Agathon** · July 5, 2003, 14:47

Originally posted by GePap
Bah! Your feebleminded relativistic impersonations are clearly incorrect, as someone with so much experience travelling can tell you, and in NZ, we impersonate much better

--Agathon

Pretty good, but I don't believe I've ever said, "Bah!"

Anyway,

ACK!

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