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I'd also like to thank France for making this all possible.
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio -
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Vive les Etats-Unis d'Amérique !Statistical anomaly.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.Comment
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Happy birthday guys and girls, on to the next 227 years
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
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congrats, I think.I watched you fall. I think I pushed.Comment
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227 years
Best wishes for you to finally grow up this year 
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Hey, we have the oldest constitution in the world
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"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003Comment
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Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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A revolution even conservatives can love.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Technically, we have the oldest contiously used national Constitution. I think there were constitutions before ours.Originally posted by skywalker
Hey, we have the oldest constitution in the world
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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"We are a band of brothers, native to the soil..."
Oooops, wrong anthem...
When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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the adams quote seems a little far fetched. the founding fathers didn't think of themselves as doing a revolutionary thing that would change the face of the earth.
however, that doesn't matter...whut does matter is
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA!
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