The enemy (Intel) is using our (Mac) Computers!!

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Why? I'm not panag. Hell, I'm not even Agathon. I'm probably below mono on the "Mac zealot" list.

I'm number one on the "provoking Asher" list, however.

Why do you think I do it? And don't compare me to panag.

Anyway, here's a good sig:

"Microsoft: which orifice do you want to take it in today?"

[Asher]

Originally posted by Agathon
"Microsoft: which orifice do you want to take it in today?"

[Drake Tungsten]

Why do you think I do it? And don't compare me to panag.

Sorry. That was hurtful and unnecessary.

Nah, #1 is blackice, #2 is Urban, you're a lowly #3.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Why do you think I do it? And don't compare me to panag.

Sorry. That was hurtful and unnecessary.

It's alright. But that was really mean. I'm wounded.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Asher

That's sick, Asher.

But it explains the rainbow colour scheme of Luna.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Agathon
That's sick, Asher.

But it explains the rainbow colour scheme of Luna.

If you're going to bash MS, do it right.

"There are people who don't like capitalism, and there are people who don't like PCs, but there's no one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft." -- Bill Gates

"I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time." -- Bill Gates

"Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program [Java] that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going to affect anything we do at Microsoft has his head screwed on wrong." -- Bill Gates

"If you don't know where you want to go, we'll make sure you get taken." -Japanese Microsoft ad slogan translated back into English

[Kuciwalker]

@ the last one

[Nubclear]

Based on the numbers...

9 out of ten people would choose Windows.
1 person would choose another OS.

Out of that one person, 8/10ths of them would choose Linux or some other OS, and only 2/10ths would choose Mac.

Thats pretty sad Can't even get a whole person.

[Asher]

"We need your fax number in order to respect your wishes not to receive unsolicited faxes." -Microsoft Web Page

"My key messages about the future -- that everybody will be connected, and that computers will see, listen and learn -- have all been said before by other people." -- Bill Gates

"If you can't make it good, make it look good." -- BillL Gates (Apple took this one to heart )

"Well, to create a new standard, it takes something that's not just a little bit different. It takes something that's really new and really captures people's imagination. And the Macintosh, of all the machines I've ever seen, is the only one that meets that standard."-Bill Gates, 1984

"The next generation of interesting software will be made on a Macintosh, not an IBM PC." - Bill Gates, 1984

And finally:
"To hell with Janet Reno." -- Steve Ballmer

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Tassadar5000
Based on the numbers...

9 out of ten people would choose Windows.
1 person would choose another OS.

Out of that one person, 8/10ths of them would choose Linux or some other OS, and only 2/10ths would choose Mac.

Thats pretty sad Can't even get a whole person.

Ah bollocks. All the cool people use macs. Ted Nugent uses a PC.

[Drake Tungsten]

"To hell with Janet Reno." -- Steve Ballmer

God bless that sweaty bastard.

[Agathon]

For anyone that hasn't seen it

http://www.msboycott.com/media/ballmer_monkey.mpg

I still think it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Asher]

Ballmer is, unquestionably, my hero.

[Drake Tungsten]

still think it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Jesus. And they say Steve Jobs is a consumate showman.

[monolith94]

Ballmer is the biggest bag of douche I've ever seen in my entire life.