Who was the greatest Beatle?

[Agathon]

What about Julian Lennon's version.

Imagine I'm my father
it isn't hard to do
I sing exactly like him
and look just like him too

Imagine all the people
buying my records

oo hoo

You may say I'm a loser
but I'm not the only one
Because the people only love me
because I'm John Lennon's son.

[Whaleboy]

Nice, but I prefer sticking to infectious diseases.

[Drake Tungsten]

Nice, but I prefer sticking to infectious diseases.

STDs do make for great parody songs.

[Whaleboy]

I'm trying to mix Stairway to Heaven with Ebola.

Theres a great ape that knows
That he's in his death throws
And he's sh!tting out
his intestines

Its embrionic at best, its 03:30 AM and I'm very stoned. Any ideas?

[Tuberski]

I should have Voted Ringo.

For his work in the movie Caveman.

ACK!

[Drake Tungsten]

My favorite parody is the one my friends made up for Biz Markie's "Just A Friend."

Oh baby you, you got a disease
Well you say it's just an itch
It's the crabs you dirty b*tch
Oh baby you, you got disease

Not the most involved parody, but it's fun to sing in public.

[Imran Siddiqui]

[Whaleboy]

Thats heading straight to the "guitar projects" folder.

My favourite of all time was the Chris Moyles parody of "Please castrate me" Eminem's "Stan", called "Stanta".

http://www.chrismoyles.net/mw/lyricsstand.shtml

By the way, heres the site with his parodies lyrics:

http://www.chrismoyles.net/mw/lyrics.shtml

EDIT: took out the actual lyrics on account of the fact that they would actually get me banned, which would result in me being forced to actually do useful work. I fear ming.

[Whaleboy]

Im going to get banned for that but it was worth it!

[cinch]

No kidding. The McCartney bashing in this thread (and the world in general) makes no sense to me.

I agree. Sure, Lennon had the more meaningful lyrics post-breakup (arguably), but McCartney was still good. And the work he did while in the band is every bit as important as John's.

Never the less, I still think 'Imagine' is better than 'Yesterday'. 'Hey Jude' puts them both to shame, though.

Also: George only has TWO VOTES, so far?! Come ON, people! RINGO has 4x as many votes! Let's get the Harrison camp a-runnin' here! It's All Too Much!

[Ted Striker]

George

Lennon was a dumbass

[Sikander]

I vote for Lennon over McCartney. It's a tough vote, but I like John's Beatle songs better than Paul's generally, while in their solo careers John's self-indulgence vs Paul's incredibly shallow neediness for popularity don't do either of them much good.

[Whaleboy]

So John then?

[TCO]

Paul

[Whaleboy]