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  • #106
    Originally posted by Asher

    Nah, not so much these days.
    sry to lose you to the other team...

    oh wait... thats a good thing, more for me!

    ill never understand how a man can find another man sexual attractive... girls are truely the fairer sex
    "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
    - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
    Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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    • #107
      Kramerman, Yeah, but hot lesbians we understand. And we KNOW that someday.. someday they will ask us to join their non-profit orgies if we only learn how to ask.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #108
        Originally posted by Kramerman
        ill never understand how a man can find another man sexual attractive... girls are truely the fairer sex
        Girls talk too much, get mad if you touch them unless "the moment is right", take too long to get ready, are far too picky, don't watch hockey, and don't like cars.

        Plus they've got fat on their chest. Ewww?!?

        If a man has tits, everybody groans and tells him to cover up. If a woman has tits, its a f*cking peepshow!
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #109
          Asher, and that's why you're supposed to hang out with your buddies ALL THE TIME and only come home for hopes of sex.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #110
            Originally posted by Pekka
            Asher, and that's why you're supposed to hang out with your buddies ALL THE TIME and only come home for hopes of sex.
            But isn't it easier to have sex with your buddies?

            Hell, you could do it while drinking beer and watching hockey!

            And most importantly, you can always leave the seat up.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #111
              Easier sure, but if you don't want to have sex with your buddies because you don't find men attractive that way, then you just have to .... not have sex with them.

              Also, who told you can't leave the seat up? The women always leave it down! There's no rule that the seat must be down, we have to lift it! Men have been whipped I'm telling you .. real men always leave the seat up!
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #112
                That's just mean, now you freaked him out. Pekka is scarred forever.

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                • #113
                  what's mean? I'm not scarred.. you have to be a little bit more meanier than that..
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #114
                    Originally posted by Asher

                    Girls talk too much, get mad if you touch them unless "the moment is right", take too long to get ready, are far too picky, don't watch hockey, and don't like cars.

                    Plus they've got fat on their chest. Ewww?!?

                    If a man has tits, everybody groans and tells him to cover up. If a woman has tits, its a f*cking peepshow!
                    you just hang out with the wrong girls. I agree, in HS all the girls, especially the pretty ones, were all to prissy and ditsy to have a meaningful relationship with. But all the cool texas chicks comes to college, it seems, as they all know how to ride horses, fix trucks, watch football, and most importantly, watch and LOVE the simpsons. And touching them at the wrong time is very hard to do. They liked being touched yet another reason why you might lie austin... tho they do have a substancial gay and bi population too
                    "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                    - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                    Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                    • #115
                      I bet I know what your thinking about next time you have men's night even if you don't want to.

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                      • #116
                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        Kramerman, Yeah, but hot lesbians we understand. And we KNOW that someday.. someday they will ask us to join their non-profit orgies if we only learn how to ask.

                        Originally posted by Pekka oh wait... thats a good thing, more for me!
                        Thats the spirit. We need more gay people in this world and more open minded lesbians too!
                        :-p

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                        • #117
                          Originally posted by Kramerman


                          you just hang out with the wrong girls. I agree, in HS all the girls, especially the pretty ones, were all to prissy and ditsy to have a meaningful relationship with. But all the cool texas chicks comes to college, it seems, as they all know how to ride horses, fix trucks, watch football, and most importantly, watch and LOVE the simpsons. And touching them at the wrong time is very hard to do. They liked being touched yet another reason why you might lie austin... tho they do have a substancial gay and bi population too
                          I take it that you have to pay these girls?

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                          • #118
                            tinyp3nis, Naaah.. I'm totally comfortable with myself and my sexuality. I have no problems with the evil mind games Asher is trying to play..
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #119
                              What about the balls of fat on their chest?? Hmm?!?
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #120
                                What about them? They are meant 1. for men to watch them and have fun with them and 2. for women to breast feed kids.. so they are multiple function devices.
                                In da butt.
                                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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