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  • Originally posted by Asher
    What about the balls of fat on their chest?? Hmm?!?
    i like fatty meat. maybe ill bite them off next time im licking them.
    :-p

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    • Originally posted by Pekka
      What about them? They are meant 1. for men to watch them and have fun with them and 2. for women to breast feed kids.. so they are multiple function devices.
      It would be cool if it vended beer. But milk? Please. How kiddish!
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • Originally posted by tinyp3nis

        I take it that you have to pay these girls?
        no, texas girls are just very playful.. like in those girls gone wild videos... but not so rediculous...
        "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
        - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
        Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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        • They look nice?

          What about the flesh stick that urinates that goes in the corridor of horrors and smells? That doesn't sound too nice either. Nothing sexual does actually if you put it like that.

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          • Asher, hey that's a great idea! Beer out of breasts...
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • Originally posted by tinyp3nis
              They look nice?

              What about the flesh stick that urinates that goes in the corridor of horrors and smells? That doesn't sound too nice either. Nothing sexual does actually if you put it like that.
              The flesh stick is useful in touching the prostate. Serves a purpose, you see.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • Ok doctor

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                • Yup, it's not like girls can't be fun too. Girls can like manly stuff, and be good at the same things. Personally I don't even like princesses.. I like them wild girls who try anything and tries to have fun with it, with the manly stuff too. Like those Texas girls Kramerman described
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • big boobs give u an excuse for not looking at ur partner face to face.

                    So that u can forget about it after its over.
                    :-p

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                    • Originally posted by Pekka
                      Yup, it's not like girls can't be fun too. Girls can like manly stuff, and be good at the same things. Personally I don't even like princesses.. I like them wild girls who try anything and tries to have fun with it, with the manly stuff too. Like those Texas girls Kramerman described
                      I party and get stoned with crazy girls and I date conservative ones. Best of both worlds.
                      :-p

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                      • Originally posted by tinyp3nis
                        Ok doctor
                        You don't need to be a doctor.

                        The prostate is the most sensitive organ in the male body, the male G-spot actually.

                        Most straight guys are missing out.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • Asher, Thank you for being so worried about our well being and that we're missing out

                          Zero, wouldn't it be better to party, get crazy and stoned with convervative girls and date those wild girls though?
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • Oh.

                            My.

                            God.

                            EDIT: refering to Asher's post above
                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • IIRC, when a male ejaculates, the prostate is massaged by convulsing muscles... we are missing nothing
                              "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                              - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                              Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                              • Originally posted by Kramerman
                                IIRC, when a male ejaculates, the prostate is massaged by convulsing muscles... we are missing nothing

                                That's nothing.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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