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  • #16
    Not ironing them afterwards is pretty hard, too.
    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

    Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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    • #17
      Having 20+ offspring that grow up to reproductive age. NOTHING is more manly than that.
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Azazel
        Being a real man, and being a real woman, or whatever, hardly differ for me. In both cases, they are strong people, with strong will-power. They differ somewhat in their relationships with each other, but it's like a Yin-yang difference, completing each other.
        That touchy feely crap sounds like something a woman would write! <-- Is that post man enough for you Pekka?
        "Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"

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        • #19
          Watching football with your buddies, no one is wearing any deodorants, and no one caring about it. NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Making a mess with snacks and beer, shouting too loud and using lots of swearing words.

          and like che pointed out, farting contests.. you gets the loudest, longest and the worst smelling is truly the king.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #20
            GePap's the ****!


            [/Ted Striker]
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #21
              BustaMike, yeah you took the words right out of my mouth!
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #22
                Farting on others.
                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                • #23
                  That's just plain rude.

                  Farting in bed then ducking under the covers to smell it, now that's manly.
                  "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                  Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                  • #24
                    I am sorry, maybe I should've been more articulate.

                    gruntgrunt gruntgrunt grunt gruntgruntgrunt grunt grunt grunt grunt snore gruntgruntgrunt snore snore.




                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #25
                      Skanky, absolutely, you're really understanding what this thread is about, and what a true man is about.

                      Asher, that is kind of .. hmm.. I don't know what to say. You're right about the complaining though. True men don't complain.

                      Fixing stuff you know you have no idea how to do it. You manage to make more mess than the original problem was. But you refuse to call for help.

                      In general denying any kind of help. That is man.

                      Not asking for directions, and not admitting you're lost. True men are never lost, even when they are!
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #26
                        Farting in bed then ducking under the covers to smell it, now that's manly.




                        How about this: eating raw food!

                        Well, apples, bananas, that sort of things anyway

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                        • #27
                          What kind of plumbing were you born with? End of story. The rest is just testosterone muddled compensation for some psychological nonsense.
                          When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                          • #28
                            VetLegion, true.. it's like you have some food that is pass the expired date, and you still eat it. You can handle it, because you're a MAN.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #29
                              Opening beer bottles with your teeth/bare hands/toes.

                              Being able to stub out cigs on the inside of your callused hands without flinching.

                              hmm, need more inspiration...

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                              • #30
                                True Pekka, true. I have had a few yoghurts that expired. I ate them. The fact is, yoghurt is just stale milk and old yoghurt is even better yoghurt then new one. *burp* I really got value for my money on those

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