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  • #31
    Hmm a few traditionally manly things? How about using shaving with a straight razor without shaving cream? Or to build on Gepap's post having 20 different offspring but making sure they are from 20 different women. Being able to bench press 250 pounds. Run a marathon. Know the difference between a 1962 Chatau Rothschild and a 1963 plus be able to tell the difference in a blind taste test like James Bond did. Be a good shot with a rifle, go hunting, and bring back a dead animal carcuss. Being able to fart upon command (fartingon is bonus points). Be good at driving cars fast; or be good at driving/piloting any form of mechanical mode of transport (i.e. planes, boats, trains if need be). Be able to recognize all forms of venomise snakes and know instantly how to cure someone bitten by them (every movie hero knows this).

    And lastly you must be able to fight off at least a dozen Naxis single handedly, while being unarmed when they have machine guns, while you all are on a speeding boat which are about to be chopped up by a ships propeller, and you must still save the girl.
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    • #32
      Taking any challenges. It doesn't matter if you're destined to lose, but you have to step up when the time comes like daddy taught you to. If you lose, blame others, or don't admit losing.
      In da butt.
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      • #33
        it's basically stepping up when you have to. when the fit hits the shan, a man will do what it takes to get it all done. boys run and hide.
        "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
        - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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        • #34
          We did not even get to the difficult part yet. Disobeying women. Uh-huh

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          • #35
            Uber! What are you doing hiding under that table?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Oerdin
              Uber! What are you doing hiding under that table?

              i'd flip out on you and rant about all i do for my family now, but i know you're just kidding.

              lucky
              "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
              - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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              • #37
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                • #38
                  Losing a fight to my bestfriend because she tickled me into submission!

                  /me beats chest.
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                  • #39
                    It is manly to leave your home at 5am in the morning, outside being below 40, chopping down tree's and cutting the firewood all day. Oh and if a bear comes out and causes danger, it is also manly to kill this bear without hesitation and fear and then continue working.

                    Go home to your log cabin, cook a large meat meal, set the fire, then go to bed. Then do this for 40 years. Then you'll be a man.
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Sn00py
                      It is manly to leave your home at 5am in the morning, outside being below 40, chopping down tree's and cutting the firewood all day. Oh and if a bear comes out and causes danger, it is also manly to kill this bear without hesitation and fear and then continue working.

                      Go home to your log cabin, cook a large meat meal, set the fire, then go to bed. Then do this for 40 years. Then you'll be a man.
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Sn00py
                        Oh and if a bear comes out and causes danger, it is also manly to kill this bear without hesitation and fear and then continue working.
                        Or, instead of killing the bear, you can embark upon a nineteen year project to build an impenetrable suit of armor that can withstand the attack of a bear.

                        Anybody heard of that Troy dude who built the bear suit? Crazy man. He is a "real" man. Got attacked by a bear, took out two knives and stared it down.
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                        • #42
                          Yeah, wrestling bears is pretty manly stuff.

                          No one has said it, but taking your son to a baseball game, even when you had planned something else and tickets are super expensive, and you have to drive for hours to get there and you're about to be sick too.. that's a job only a real man can do. And coming home for christmas.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #43
                            MtG's definition covers the basics...

                            but "man" as I think of it, involves a few things...

                            1. Taking responsibility for your actions... specifically, sex... any male can have a kid, it takes a MAN to be a father...

                            2. Good morals... stealing, murdering, etc... all bad...

                            3. Standing up for what you believe in... defending a friend... sticking up for an innocent, or someone who can't defend themselves.
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #44
                              @ thread... man, i have laughed hard today.

                              I must agree with GePap. Nothing is more manly then Sireing dozens of children... GRRR!
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                              • #45
                                Sava said it before I did... nothing is more manly than being a good father and husband. Nothing.

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