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[Hypothetical] An ICBM from China is going to hit your home in 30 minutes

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  • #31
    Originally posted by Uber KruX
    rape that hottie down the block and die with a smile.

    errr, i mean, ummm. stuff.
    why am i not surprised that you would have to force someone to have sex with you.
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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    • #32
      BURN!
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by MRT144


        why am i not surprised that you would have to force someone to have sex with you.
        a piece of tail like that? oh yea. i get the ugly chicks . makes me a prime wingman.

        Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
        Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
        And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls
        The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
        Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

        All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
        Losing their souls in a material world
        "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
        - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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        • #34
          Wait a minute - you are assuming a thirty-year-old Chinese nuclear warhead will detonate correctly?

          I think you can probably relax.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by mindseye
            Wait a minute - you are assuming a thirty-year-old Chinese nuclear warhead will detonate correctly?

            I think you can probably relax.
            You think your home would be unscathed after a direct hit with an ICBM?

            Even if the warhead didn't detonate?

            Do you live in a coal mine or something?
            Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
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            • #36
              I run as fast as I can but bvefore leaving I make my 'goodbye' trhead.
              In da butt.
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              • #37
                I will hide under the governments's 600 million dollar nuke proof desk designed in the 1950's. Nothing can get me there.
                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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                • #38
                  GePap, that's really stupid, you know it won't hold.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #39
                    Good thread.

                    I'd probably take my family and drive North.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Pekka
                      GePap, that's really stupid, you know it won't hold.


                      I was making an obscure refference to the Onion's A Dumb Century book.

                      Come on people, the lame Government film strip cartoon turtle has all the answers when it comes to thermonuclear war, and the answer is Duck and Cover!

                      If not, drive to the nearest mineshaft, after picking up a large number of fertile women.
                      If you don't like reality, change it! me
                      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                      • #41
                        duck and cover! duck and cover!

                        remember those gepap.
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #42
                          In all honesty, I'd probably cry.
                          "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                          Drake Tungsten
                          "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                          Albert Speer

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                          • #43
                            youd cry, while holding your imac. just imagine it people!
                            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                            • #44
                              Like something out of the twilight zone, some moralist tale teaching people to not be too attached to objects. Honestly, that is a really pathetic thing for you to say to me. I give an answer in which I serve my heart to you for munchies, and I discover you're not stoned. What dissapointment!
                              "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                              Drake Tungsten
                              "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                              Albert Speer

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                              • #45
                                im just trying to imagine you spooing your computer as the missile comes down.
                                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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