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Originally posted by JCG
Grab the car keys and run away like a coward.
Grab the car keys and run away like a coward.
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It might be faster to drive away like a coward... or maybe not, judging from the above.Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84 -
I would shoot it down (I have an old civil war musket). Failing that, I would drive away in a mobile home and laugh at you idiots who only saved your car.
Then, once safe, I would steal someone's boat and floor it to China, Rambo-style. You know what happens next. Give me 5 minutes and it will no longer be China. It will be Wiglaf country.
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Of course, that assuming I am at home in Maryland. If I were in college at Pittsburgh, where I have no car and I am right in the middle of the city, it's alot more complicated. Hopefully there would be some attempt at evacuation of the city in which case I would try that, otherwise, there is less to do but start praying, hope that I can get to a priest who will hear my confession and adminster an annointing of the sick in time. It's probably far less likely Pittsburgh will get hit by a nuke then Washington D.C., in whose suburbs I live when away from college."I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
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Duh!Originally posted by Cruddy
It might be faster to drive away like a coward... or maybe not, judging from the above.
Oh well, then I'd settle for a bike...wouldn't survive anyways, but that'd be my first reaction.DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTISComment
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If it was going to be a full nuclear exchange the best bet is to drive to ground zero and wait...be vapourised in milliseconds rather than, if surviving the blast, have to deal with the radiation sickness, the post-war horrors and sickness, the legions of the injured and sick, disease and pestilence and probably death anyway but far more nasty and lingering...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Drive in the opposite direction of prevailing winds.... fast!To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Wiglaf? When did the infamous Wiglaf return ?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Whats so ironic about it? Dont most people do this on their death beds now a days?Originally posted by SlowwHand
How very ironic.Comment
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The reality is China doesn't have many long range nukes, and the US would be mostly intact when the exchange ended. I think its about a dozen nukes currently, even most major US cities would be fine.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
If it was going to be a full nuclear exchange the best bet is to drive to ground zero and wait...be vapourised in milliseconds rather than, if surviving the blast, have to deal with the radiation sickness, the post-war horrors and sickness, the legions of the injured and sick, disease and pestilence and probably death anyway but far more nasty and lingering...Comment
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Took the words outta my mouth.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Wiglaf? When did the infamous Wiglaf return ?
Seriously.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Hmm, duck is expensive - would a frozen chicken do?Originally posted by GePap
Have you all forgotten???
Duck and Cover!
Man, they really need to bring back nuclear holocaust education.Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84Comment
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Recently I was elected to public office, so I came back only this month and probably cannot post much in the future. But don't worry, Wiglaf will live on in every tax dollar you pay.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Wiglaf? When did the infamous Wiglaf return ?
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Better not let David Floyd see you, Wiglaf. You're "stealing" from him.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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rape that hottie down the block and die with a smile.
errr, i mean, ummm. stuff."I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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You people obviously don't know that the true power of the nuclear bomb is to eradicate human souls forever. This is the power we put in the button pushers, the pestilant beauracrats. The only thing to do is to get you and your ka out of that situation, and hope that you don't let your bodily remains get evaporated."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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