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    I want to learn the French language. I don't have any money at all.

    Please help me.
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    If you don't have any money at all, isn't getting some money a higher priority?

    OK, a few ideas;

    1) Try watching French subtitled movies. This will at least give you an idea how it sounds.

    2) Get a French SO.

    3) Move to France (or a French speaking part of the world like Quebec).
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    • #3
      make sweet love to an old hairy stinky rich french women.

      this would solve several problems.

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      • #4
        not least that its one less old hairy stinky rich french woman that the rest of us might accidently 'make sweet love to'
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        • #5
          Try this:

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          • #6
            go to school

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            • #7
              Look for French language tutor programs in the discount bin at computer software stores.
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #8
                That raises a question I was wondering about. I want to learn Spanish and was thinking of trying one of those computer programs. Are they any good?
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                • #9
                  They are better than nothing, but not great.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CerberusIV
                    That raises a question I was wondering about. I want to learn Spanish and was thinking of trying one of those computer programs. Are they any good?
                    Hang out in the spanish site forum.
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                    • #11
                      It isn´t French. It is Freedom Language

                      *runs away*
                      Blah

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CerberusIV
                        That raises a question I was wondering about. I want to learn Spanish and was thinking of trying one of those computer programs. Are they any good?
                        I picked up a German tutor (hehehe, program, that is). They tend to be basic, but that's good for a beginner. I can't remember the brand I bought, but they have them in many languages, including French. They usually have an adventure game that is totally in the language and you work up to being able to play the game.

                        The drawbacks are that the programs tend not to teach the rules of grammar and sentence construction. They tend to focus on vocabulary and conjugating present-tense forms of verbs.

                        They aren't a substitute for a formal class, but they are better than nothing.
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                        • #13
                          Re: French

                          Originally posted by Tassadar5000
                          I want to learn the French language. I don't have any money at all.

                          Please help me.
                          Well you could have signed up to be an Iraqi intelligence officer...but I guess that opportunity is gone now
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                          • #14
                            Re: French

                            Originally posted by Tassadar5000
                            I want to learn the French language. I don't have any money at all.

                            Please help me.
                            Go to the library and borrow a French schoolbook or two
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                            In een hoerekotje aan den overkant bennekik mijn bloemeke kwijt

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                            • #15
                              Re: French

                              Originally posted by Tassadar5000
                              I want to learn the French language. I don't have any money at all.

                              Please help me.
                              hi ,

                              call the consulate in la , there are free lesson for a small amount of community work , ....

                              or visit some of the gulf states , .....

                              have a nice day
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