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  • Do you hate Harry Potter and his Crock of C***?

    I do. I hate that ******* little **** and his stupid ******* upper class ****** friends. **** him and his magical ****** friends.

    A stupid bourgeoise public-school class fantasy written by a cheap looking British tart with no talent and an accent that sounds like rats mating. This has to be the dumbest craze since Cabbage Patch Dolls.

    I could rant on all day, but I'll end with this: why oh why aren't we ashamed that adults are going mad over A CHILDREN'S BOOK!!!

    Never was there a better indicator of the declining standards of literacy than Harry Poo and his chums.

    Grrrrr
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    Are you Kidding? Is Ming merciless?
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    I love the sugar flavoured little snot.
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    Harry who?
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    If JK Rowling were here, I'd throw bananas at her.
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    Only feebs vote.

  • #2
    I will never admite that I have read all of the Potter books.
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    • #3
      Re: Do you hate Harry Potter and his Crock of C***?

      Originally posted by Agathon
      I do. I hate that ******* little **** and his stupid ******* upper class ****** friends. **** him and his magical ****** friends.

      A stupid bourgeoise public-school class fantasy written by a cheap looking British tart with no talent and an accent that sounds like rats mating. This has to be the dumbest craze since Cabbage Patch Dolls.

      I could rant on all day, but I'll end with this: why oh why aren't we ashamed that adults are going mad over A CHILDREN'S BOOK!!!

      Never was there a better indicator of the declining standards of literacy than Harry Poo and his chums.

      Grrrrr
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      • #4
        Agathon, take your Mac-using commie heathen self out back and read Mao's Little Read Book. It'll be good for what ails yeah.

        Oh yeah, and I don't think I'd call his best friends "Upper class".
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Oerdin
          I will never admite that I have read all of the Potter books.
          Did you kinda just say you've read the HP books?
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #6
            No... Harry Potter is absolutely wonderful story telling. Snobs like Agathon won't like it or get it.

            VIVA HARRY!
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #7
              Did I say Pooter books? Well, I meant to say Pottery... yeah that's the ticket.
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              • #8
                harry potter is a ****er.
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                • #9
                  I couldn't care less.

                  I agree that it is a sad commentary of the society that adults read these books.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                    No... Harry Potter is absolutely wonderful story telling. Snobs like Agathon won't like it or get it.

                    VIVA HARRY!
                    "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                    "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                    "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                    "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                      No... Harry Potter is absolutely wonderful story telling. Snobs like Agathon won't like it or get it.

                      VIVA HARRY!
                      Snobs like....Mac-drivers!

                      Agathon, you do know that Tom Clancy uses a Mac, right?
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MRT144
                        harry potter is a ****er.
                        Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                        I agree that it is a sad commentary of the society that adults read these books.
                        "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                        "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                        "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                        "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lonestar
                          Agathon, take your Mac-using commie heathen self out back and read Mao's Little Read Book. It'll be good for what ails yeah.
                          Didn't know Mao wrote that. Got to be better than Harry Potter and the Pile of **** though.

                          Of course Harry ******* is about class - it's basically Billy Bunter with magic or any of the other school stories from the Bunter era. Of course there are poor people around to carry things and take orders, but that's about it. Just like Enid ******* Blyton - and everyone knows she was a fascist.

                          **** that little turd eating wizard!
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                            I couldn't care less.

                            I agree that it is a sad commentary of the society that adults read these books.
                            I started by reading them to my neice and nephew and then sort of just kept reading them when the little ones weren't around. I read a lot of books (Do you remember the "how many of the top 100 books of all time have your read?" thread?) and I don't see why there's anything wrong with some entertaining light reading every now and then.
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                            • #15


                              People who love to hate. Where would message boards be without them?

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