Well, it took me 21 years - but I've finally done it!

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
The point's already been made, but bears repeating:

If you're going to meet a "friend" to purchase "semi-legal substances," do NOT meet them on the grounds of an organization that HIRES FRICKING GUARDS!!!

You shouldn't be imprisoned for the substances, you shouldn't be grounded for taking the van, but you should be b!tch-slapped into next year for being so spectacularly stupid.

I was stupid for not being more assertive in stopping the driver from leaving the lot, and forgetting my ghetto parents hadn't yet fixed the casing. That's all I'll admit to

[Pekka]

Well if that's the way you're going to be about it, then fine. I hope Bubba finds your butthole tasty and you don't mind while he knocks your teeth out so he can get better bj's. Go, deal drugs more, get caught with your broken van, learn nothing from this experience and blame everyone else from your failures.

You sound like the master of all dealers, getting caught be guards in parking lot with your broken van. Man that's like straight from 'the cops' when they bust some white trailer trash. Besides, I am smarter dealer than you. I don't deal, or do drugs. At least I learned when I got caught smoking pot when I was underaged. Tell Bubba I said hello.

[Dinner]

Zylka: I sounds like you don't have a very good relationship with your parents.

[mrmitchell]

...so it's your parents' job to fix the casing of your stolen vehicle? Hm.

Anyways, Zylka, you asked whut to do, so I'm going to tell you:

Plead guilty, get rehab. Nothing more or less complicated.

[Zylka]

Re: Re: Well, it took me 21 years - but I've finally done it!

LTEC! Hey doll, little bored with whale on golddigger games? Alright, I'll play with you!

Originally posted by LTEC!

1)Driving without insurance.

OH NO! I'm sure 80% of population hasn't pataked in that, including officers, including yourself. It was one night.

2)Drug Dealing

Legal drug dealing. Ever buy a 6 pack of coke? Ever sell a coffee? UH OH! You're part of the trade, too!

3)Not cooperating with authorities investigation.

Hey, it's my legal right to say what I want unless I'm under oath. BOO HOO, I told a white lie to avoid officers as ignorant as yourself taking away my profit and "losing" it.

4) Attempting to flee from the scene

I was legally allowed? Did I not clarify that, and that I specifically ASKED THEM such?

5) Attempting to remove an impoundable and apparent stolen vehicle.

Key word missing = NOT (before attempting) as I did not drive off after they specified I could not leave with the vehicle, and key word being APPARENT as it wasn't stolen and I'm not being charged with GTA

6) Drug possesion with intent to sell

Make me a latte' or you don't get the 35 cent tip there, darlin' *smack on the ass*

7) Attempting to flee the scene

Oh. How exactly were you influenced in making this one up?

8) Attempting to dispose of evidence

Evidence of what? HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS, PEOPLE?!?!

9) Being uncooperative with authorities.

Oh. Point it out, oF how my legal games with f*cking hack tarmac security is legally wrong

No ****ing way. I am guessing the judge will not have mercy on your soul.

Just who the f*ck gave you your failed Law Degree from correspondents college, all of the sudden? I'd go back to your commercial homemaking... can I get gravy with that?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Zylka
Now these things make me a bad person and are justification for state punishment?

No, none of that has anything to do with why you're a bad person.

[Chemical Ollie]

Re: Well, it took me 21 years - but I've finally done it!

Originally posted by Zylka

...

Rehab, here I come!!!

You told us the solution yourself.

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Pekka
Well if that's the way you're going to be about it, then fine. I hope Bubba finds your butthole tasty and you don't mind while he knocks your teeth out so he can get better bj's. Go, deal drugs more, get caught with your broken van, learn nothing from this experience and blame everyone else from your failures.

You sound like the master of all dealers, getting caught be guards in parking lot with your broken van. Man that's like straight from 'the cops' when they bust some white trailer trash. Besides, I am smarter dealer than you. I don't deal, or do drugs. At least I learned when I got caught smoking pot when I was underaged. Tell Bubba I said hello.

Say hi to Bubba yourself, maybe he can teach you English.

I'M DEALING LEGAL DRUGS, YOU F*CKING HEADCASE. CAN YOU READ, OR NOT???

Besides which, you'll be sent to jail for toking a lot sooner than I will for driving my parents car around without insurance I PAID FOR several months earlier. On that note, they're dropping the charges now (they have to).

[Pekka]

What ever.

[Zylka]

Come visit Canada. My fists see visions of your dainty little Finnish head caved in like a soft melon.

Wait, is that illegal? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Pekka
What ever.

Oh come on! What happened to the "Maybe so, but I'll be teaching you some manners if our paths ever cross" post???

[Zylka]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


No, none of that has anything to do with why you're a bad person.

...but my being legally charged on this arbitrary basis in loose exchange for my being a bad person is "justice"? Please, go block people on their way to work with signs demanding a Soviet or Chinese style social paradise - the world needs you!

[monolith94]

I'm interested as to why you think he's a bad person, Che. I think he's flawed, but not fundamentally bad...

"(...and if I must reitorate, I don't smoke pot, EVER)"
Call me crazy, but isn't pot a bit less dangerous than crack? Why do you take this stand?

And what exactly was the 150 worth of? 150 of ham? 150 of what?? I'm curious as to what this legal substance was that had to be exchanged at the dead of night...

[Pekka]

Because that would never happen, as we will never meet. Second of all, I'm tired of talking to you, as you are ****ed in the head. You are not worth of my time, and you are nothing but a waste of human skin. That's why I edited it, because it will never happen. This is internet forum, and it's retarded to say things like that, because anyone can say those things, and even if someone would actually mean it, it still looks stupid.

Furthermore, I don't care about you. In order for me to get angry to you, I'd actually have to care about you. But you are just air to me. I do not care if you live or die, go to jail or get rich and live happily ever after. I just don't care.

[SlowwHand]

Are you now a licensed phamacist?
No? You can't sell "legal" drugs, Z.