Well, it took me 21 years - but I've finally done it!

[mrmitchell]

Damn, I didn't know Zylka was 21...dude, get a job, get a college, get a life or something ....do you know why there's not any old drug dealers?

(Oh and BTW it was only weed so I don't see a whole lot wrong with it except that you knew it was illegal AND you did all the other stuff that LTEC mentioned.)

Really, dude, go out there, get away from your parents, sulf-sufficientize youself!

[MichaeltheGreat]

But it's soooo much easier to sponge off of mommy and daddy and reminisce about being such a badass in school.

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
As for everyone who thinks I'm being harsh...

They don't have a clue. All of the little coddlers here are doing nothing but subsidizing his (mis)behavior, and helping him remain a class-A ****up.

Time to grow up a bit, widdle Zylka.

[Zylka]

You guys really are f*cking stupid, aren't you. It will take a while to clear up just how so in my upcoming post!

[MichaeltheGreat]

You're the one who posted a "look at me" thread about how you screwed up, so you tell us.

[Zylka]

That sounds like a pretty stupid event, compounded by some very stupid behavior.
But thanks for the mental image of you running around like a little boy with his pants on fire, crying about ****ting yourself and hopping in and out of some gypsy van you have not insured and shouldn't be driving.
And for ****'s sake, you're 21 and you're "in trouble" for "sneaking out" the night I assume you were "grounded"?
Let me guess, you're either an only child or the baby of the family?
Grow up, move out, get a job and quit making drug deals in the parking lots of institutions, where security is bored and pervasive.
Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass!

Listen, you bald, fat ugly f*ck... "grounded?", no simply removed from the insurance for previously shooting cocaine - (it's something we little babies of the family who put ourselves through school and don't WORK IN A CUSHY SPOT AT OUR FATHERS CORPORATION work hard for).

Dimoxinil! Dimoxinil! Treadmill!

[Zylka]

Oh and mikey, I've been called a bad person, stupid, a dumbass, and even pathetic by yourself - so we're playing on your terms now. I'm 21, but tend to play fair, you grown up enough to do so yourself?

[Zylka]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Pretty pathetic, ain't it?

What, the fact that you haven't seen your penis since high school? Seriously, you can't see it, can you (I want an answer)

I don't take criticism from people who's arteries look like a cold deep fryer. Go play "let's have a heart attack" for a while instead

[Jon Miller]

what happend to Zykla's post where he responded?

Jon Miller

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
what happend to Zykla's post where he responded?

Jon Miller

I dunno. WHAT A STRANGE OCCURENCE

Guess I get to write it again!

[Zylka]

Originally posted by SuperSneak

But I'm sorry, the dude sounds like he was one bong hit away from putting an arrow through somebody's head or something much more destructive...hope it's a wake up call.

Driving a trashed out van sober (without insurance OH MY!!!) and dealing in an empty parking lot = putting an arrow through somebody's head now? What marshmallow land do you live in, exactly? (...and if I must reitorate, I don't smoke pot, EVER)

A) Pick a better place to do a deal or smoke dope or put Ectasy suppositories up your butt or whatever.

We young'ns like to live dangerously, what can I tell you. After all - dealing LEGAL HALLUCINOGENS is one of the bigger thrills one can experience, apparently

B) Don't leave your car running.

What difference would that have made, exactly? Did your brain fall out with your hair? Your penis, too?

C) Once you actually return to your car, get in and drive away, in the opposite direction of the police force, just for starters.

Into the back of the security SUV, or over the curbing and AWAY from the enforcement party? Aside from a comical and potentially tragic hill-billy police chase a la Dukes of Hazard, I'd say that's one of the more drop dead retarded ideas presented in this thread - moreso than my complying with the law, at least

D) Don't ask permission to go potty when you gots a baggy in your pants. Eat it.

EAT 150$, and risk it being destroyed by my digestive system, or later pick through my sh*t in hopes of recovering it? I don't know what tricks of the trade your Daddy taught you, exactly - but only monkeys do that. So the choices present are

Ruin drugs
or
Drugs up my nose after recovering them, when I get home

Or maybe I could ask Daddy for a $150 advance, that shouldn't be a problem!!!

E) Uh...quit spending your parent's money on drugs.

I have two jobs, and deal legally - so there's no need to. Quit spending your parent's money on your wife, child, and accomplishments. Go to school. The real world is tough, but you too can make it!

F) Take a break, bro. It's a sign..a big, flashing red neon sign.

Thanks, but f*ck you. That veil of caring was a few insults too late

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
They don't have a clue.

Be that as it may, I'm disappointed in you, Mike. You should be chastizing me or something for the personal attack. I knew it was wrong, I did it anyway.

[Zylka]

A break from my destroying incompetence in understanding, I'd like to know why I deserved this in your eyes, Che? Shouldn't all drugs, aside from the legal ones I was dealing with, be legal? (in your eyes)

Surely parking on PRIVATE property shouldn't be a criminal act, or worthy of suspect? An institution of learning, (or ANY property) shouldn't be private in the fairy tale communist ideology, should it?

Now these things make me a bad person and are justification for state punishment? Driving without insurance I can understand, but everyone has done that one night or another - you guys can admit that, I'm sure.

C'mon, che... not a hypocrite now, are you? You do stand close to your ideals for humanity, what a strong individual!

[Pekka]

Probably like 85% of drug dealings happens in parking lots. Especially, when dealer and buyer doesn't know each other, and they don't want to get introduced more than that. There are several reasons why parking lots are used, but at the same time it is very known fact. I've seen many times drug dealings in parking lots and I bet that if I was narcotics cop, I'd get one random dealer per day even in here, slow drug country. It's so obvious many times, I mean don't they know it, or better yet, care?

So, rent-a-cops, cops etc see cars in parking lots that have even little bit suspicious elements in the air, you bet your ass they're gonna check you out. Especially in college area I'd like to think. That's the place where all the students want to spend their parents hard earned money to buy some party substances. So, if you ask why you got caught, I'm sorry but you have no reasons to attack other people for laughing at you, you are most likely the worst dealer of all times.

And eat pot worth of $150? Hell yeah, if that's the only option? If you ask to go to bathroom, they know you're going to flush, and at least then they KNOW you have something, if they didn't knew that before. Also, your face could be familiar, they could know that you are dealing drugs. Legal or illegal. Word goes around... maybe they have seen your van in some suspicious activity before..

.. but just as a hint, if you want to keep dealing drugs, then use your head. And someone made an excellent point, there are no old drug dealers and there's a reason for it. Quit ****ing around and get a real job, like pimping hoes.

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Pekka
Probably like 85% of drug dealings happens in parking lots. Especially, when dealer and buyer doesn't know each other, and they don't want to get introduced more than that. There are several reasons why parking lots are used, but at the same time it is very known fact. I've seen many times drug dealings in parking lots and I bet that if I was narcotics cop, I'd get one random dealer per day even in here, slow drug country. It's so obvious many times, I mean don't they know it, or better yet, care?

I know how to deal drugs, thanks. It would have gone off perfectly had I not forgotten that my parents are too lazy and f*cking retarded to fix the ignition casing, hence the guards legal probable cause. The dealing isn't enough unless they watch the exchange

So, rent-a-cops, cops etc see cars in parking lots that have even little bit suspicious elements in the air, you bet your ass they're gonna check you out. Especially in college area I'd like to think. That's the place where all the students want to spend their parents hard earned money to buy some party substances. So, if you ask why you got caught, I'm sorry but you have no reasons to attack other people for laughing at you, you are most likely the worst dealer of all times.

I didn't ask why I got caught, are you a f*cking ****** who can't read, as well? Again, I wasn't charged on trafficking, nor could I have been. Illiteracy goes a long way in frustrating me, sorry

And eat pot worth of $150? Hell yeah, if that's the only option? If you ask to go to bathroom, they know you're going to flush, and at least then they KNOW you have something, if they didn't knew that before. Also, your face could be familiar, they could know that you are dealing drugs. Legal or illegal. Word goes around... maybe they have seen your van in some suspicious activity before..

IT WASN'T POT??? MAYBE U SOME READ BOOKS SUMTIME AND LEARNING ANGLISH BETTAR??? And whether or not they know what I'm flushing drugs, I got away and later recovered them. A smarter dealer such as yourself would have had them confiscated by the police, or picked through his sh*t, or risked the bag bursting open in his stomach and DYING OF AN OD?

.. but just as a hint, if you want to keep dealing drugs, then use your head. And someone made an excellent point, there are no old drug dealers and there's a reason for it. Quit ****ing around and get a real job, like pimping hoes.

I'll be sure not to take hints from you in using my head. Holy f*ck, even the stupidest are allowed to give advice now? I guess you get what you pay for

[Pekka]

Zylka, yeah well.. just wanted to say that there could be several reasons why they wanted to check you out..
.. and that in the long run you'll get caught again, so you might want to chance your source of income while you still can do it.. That's all.