Chained Women III, Starring Martha Stewart

[Imran Siddiqui]

Though if she does do time, I'd love to see her cooking show in prison unis .

[Lancer]

...now we add the spam...

[Ming]

Her next book... "How to decorate a Jail Cell using materials at hand"

[Imran Siddiqui]

Hopefully it doesn't involve fecal matter

[DanS]

Her next book will be titled Martha Stewart Living Large.

[Ming]

She has only so much to work with...

But again, she isn't going to a maximum security prison, she's going to do her time at a country club prison, with the other white collar crime folks.

[blackice]

The judge will say, X fine then ask do you have any stock advice?

Let's face it she's a token hit and will get a token slap. She represent's greed, er capitolism her name may not be Gates but it is open. From insider trading to obstruction of justice already says volumes.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Her punishment: Golf... every Friday... with those horrible pants .

[Lancer]

I just realized something.

[Lancer]

...

[Nubclear]

I can't believe Japan didn't win

[Lancer]

Tass, are you talking about WW2 in random threads again?

[Dis]

I kind of have this fantasy of her being ****ed in prison by a woman with a large strap-on

but seriously, I didn't realize she was about to be arrested. Unbelievable. She just may see some prison time, but she may get off with a large fine.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by blackice
The judge will say, X fine then ask do you have any stock advice?

Let's face it she's a token hit and will get a token slap. She represent's greed, er capitolism her name may not be Gates but it is open. From insider trading to obstruction of justice already says volumes.

An OJ charge just means they can't prove the intent element of insider trading. OJ is the feds' last refuge when they really want to stick it to you. There probably won't be a large fine only, since the FSG doesn't allow that, but she'll successfully MDD to a below FSG minimum sentence, and absolutely do country club time - OJ is almost exclusively a country club offense, since it's just for rich white people who don't roll over the moment they hear their master's voice.

[MichaeltheGreat]

From the FSG, it's a base level 12 offense, knock off two if she does the puppy dog act in court, she's a CHC level I, so 6-12 months, so MDD will get her 4 months tops. Insider trading's a base level 8, and you have to add points for the financial loss according to FSG 2F1.1, so in her case, she gets 8 more points, then minus 2 for puppy dog, so 14 total. That would be 15-21 months, or about 8 on MDD.