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    They're saying she's going to do time, I'm amazed. I figured she'd skate because she's rich. It's strange that someone so rich would cheat and risk prison when at that point she has all she could want, and after that its just numbers. Do you find that odd? Hey! I'll make a poll!
    10
    Yes
    50.00%
    5
    No
    30.00%
    3
    Banana
    20.00%
    2
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      "?"

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        WHERE THE HELL IS KENNETH LAY
        Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer

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          She did it because she's Martha Stewart...she is really just a tool of the Finns, do not trust her. She spreads her slimy evilness around during time with things such as "Martha Stewart Living" (a magazine designed to teach people how to live in the New World under her rule) and the line of cookware she sells at K-Mart, created for the sole purpose of tainting your food with Marthanize, a secret chemical that stimulates massive release of dopamine in your body.
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • #6
            Yeah, but even in the slammer, I bet she makes a mean pie!
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                I mean... who is Martha Stewart? What are you talking about?

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                • #9
                  "Yeah, but even in the slammer, I bet she makes a mean pie!"



                  That's what the 'Chained Women' movie was about.

                  Martha Stewart is the middle age woman's consumer guru. She's gone bad.
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                  • #10
                    She is being indicted for obstruction of justice? Correct me if I am wrong.
                    For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                    • #11
                      Martha Stewart was an evil tool of the Finns for the infiltration and destruction of the female mind in North America...things were going excellent for her until she got busted.

                      Fortunately, though, the Finnish have infinite resources like her so expect another one to come along soon.
                      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                      • #12
                        what the hell are you talking about?

                        I thought she already got off?

                        she won't do any time.

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                          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                          • #14
                            Lay is too politically connected, and too insulated "Gee, I was just on the board, and I relied on my accountants... " to ever get convicted of anything.

                            Martha will do quite nicely.

                            The unwritten rule of every fraud-driven bubble on the marketplace is that one symbol has to pay. We had Boesky and Milken as the last two, and now it's Martha's turn.
                            When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                            • #15
                              Even if she does time, it will probably be at some "country club" type minimum security prison... She probably didn't even think she was doing anything wrong... But as they say...

                              Do the crimie... do the time...

                              And when she gets out... she will publish a book about her experiences and make a ton of money.
                              Keep on Civin'
                              RIP rah, Tony Bogey, Baron O and Slowwhand

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